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Post by Cabi.net on Jun 29, 2010 14:15:10 GMT -6
You want us to play that drinking game? What're you trying to do, kill us all? Damn! Foiled again!
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Post by daveshn on Jun 29, 2010 14:45:45 GMT -6
You want us to play that drinking game? What're you trying to do, kill us all? Damn! Foiled again! Sorry, man, I'm a mod. It's part of the job description.
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Post by Cabi.net on Jun 29, 2010 14:50:50 GMT -6
And so began Cabinets hatred of mods.... To post something on topic, the next update will be up tomorrow.
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Post by Cabi.net on Jun 30, 2010 15:13:24 GMT -6
LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT ITTT!Right, now I'm otta that.... place. I can continue with getting the hell away from Littleroot. Please stop. PLEASE He didn't so Tails taught him a lesson. That's what she said. Look just becauseI'm old doesn't mean I need Vi- You know what, never mind. That's cool. Can I see? They both use Helping Hand. EVERY SINGLE TURN Try teaching your pokemon more than one move. Oh Ok, let see the cute little thi- OH CHRIST WHAT THE HELL KILL IT MEOW-MIX Thank... thank God... Hey hey hey! I wasn't the one who beat it with the ugly stick. Oh no, an angry fisherman. Whatever will I do? What are you going to do? Trow your magikarp at me? Yes, apparantly. Wait, Oldale town? The town that is right beside Littleroot? ... Goin the other way. TM TIME! Just in case. ITEM TIME! I don't think I'll ever use it. Sorry, I know I'll never use it. POKGYMAN CATCHING TIME! Thanks Dottyfen! Thanks Goo- A_Communist! Thanks Kun! Thanks Rapter! I didn't use any of Daves suggestions because they sucked I had already collected the screenshots. Sorry dude. You know this is the best thing that ever happened me. I love exploring. Having the wind in my.... hat... and the smell of the ocean in my nose.... It's the best feeling I've ever had. The best thing about is that I'm far away from all those freaks in Littleroot, like "Mom" ,that Prof. Birch and that girl.... what was her name again.... ...May.... Goddammit. Not long enough....By pokemon she means me. Look, I'm not going back. There is nothing you can do that will make me go back. You know what to do Meow-Mix. Great job! Do it again Meow-Mix! Keep at it and he will be down in no time! Ohhh..... ....shiiiiii.... ....tttt. Balls. This should do it! What the hell?! Well one ember wouldn't take Tails down. This won't take him down though. Then Julio will astonish it. Mega balls. Well at least we have some good news. Nice. MEXICAN STANDOFF Oh sh- Wait it's ok. It was RNDMCTR1. Thank God for Soda Pop. Attack-hit-repeat. EVENTUALLY: Lucky too, I was on my last Soda Pop. There! Now will you stop bugging me to go back to Littleroot?! You could say that yeah. Oh... yay... Yeah.... no. *Tosses itemfinder*
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DottyFen
Expert Trainer
...Or Lt. Surge's Raichu.
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Post by DottyFen on Jun 30, 2010 15:20:36 GMT -6
"MEXICAN STANDOFF"
By this point I was in tears (of laughter).
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Post by Gooman on Jun 30, 2010 16:03:06 GMT -6
Mega Balls.
Rofl.
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Post by Lance Falcon on Jun 30, 2010 16:46:02 GMT -6
It's an impasse, my friend. And impasse.
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Post by Cabi.net on Jun 30, 2010 16:53:21 GMT -6
I SAID IT THEREFOR IT IS CANON
IT'S A MEXICAN STANDOFF
BECAUSE THEY ARE MEXICAN[/capslock]
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Post by Cogsworth on Jun 30, 2010 19:26:56 GMT -6
Not bad.
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Post by Jafar on Jun 30, 2010 22:56:43 GMT -6
Too... much... laughter. Seriously, your rendition of a Skitty just had my gut splitting.
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Post by SeriousJupiter on Jul 1, 2010 8:33:21 GMT -6
You know, I've always thought that the toughest battle in the game is the one against your rival on Route 110. And I'm not the only one who thinks so. So I wasn't surprised at all when you almost got your ass kicked.
That said, nice update and funny jokes. But I don't get it... Why are your LP characters always so glad to be away from home? Why do they hate their parents and nice professors who give them free pokémon and stuff? It seems wrong, somehow.
Just asking.
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Post by Cogsworth on Jul 1, 2010 9:03:22 GMT -6
Because the home town is the most boring town in the whole game. And the Professor is a few pokeballs short of a full party.
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Post by SeriousJupiter on Jul 1, 2010 9:38:39 GMT -6
I'm not buying it. The Professors are completely sane. I hate it when people make fun of them when they ask for your gender and their grandson's name... IT'S A FUC KING GAME, WOULD YOU LIKE IT BETTER IF YOU DIDN'T GET TO CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER'S GENDER AND NAME AND IF YOUR RIVAL HAD A COOLER NAME THAN YOU?!?!?!
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Post by daveshn on Jul 1, 2010 9:57:02 GMT -6
Go f*** yourself, Cabinet. PP up joke was my favorite and I was surprised by how tough May was for you.
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Post by Cogsworth on Jul 1, 2010 9:59:13 GMT -6
I was shocked you didn't go "PP Up? PP must be 'Peelz Peelz'....I LOVE PEELZ!"
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