Sorry about the late update. I was going to update earlier but I seen a Timesplitters thread on /v/ and....
Well lets just say I saw it at 9 and I am only after tearing myself away from it now.
At midnight.
Yeah.
BUT ANYWAY
*Insert title here*And so we arrive in Verufadurf town.
Wally is supposed to be here. I should ask around for some information.
This guy seems to know whats going on in town!
Despite the fact he has been watching that wall like a hawk for the last 10 minutes.
That's great. Have you seen a guy called Wally?
Wimpy? Green hair?
:I
Moving on....
The people here love them their walls!
Don't tell me.
IT'S A CAVE
Oh.
Sorry about my sarcasm there. Everyone I speek to seems to have an IQ of 12.
Anyway, do you know a boy called Wally? About yay high? Has a really gay pokemon?
Oh goddammit.
OLDSNIC decides to check out the cave.
(You could hear the CLUNK in that transition)
Did he tell you that you were adopted?
Oh christ she's crying.
Excuse me
The proper term is Yeti.
Because we aren't all retards.
Oh crap. Made him angry.
*5 MINUTES LATER*
I think so.
No it's not.
It really isn't.
Christ you are stupid.
IT'S OK GUYS!
OLDSNIC IS HERE TO HELP YOU!
IN A MINUTE
There isn't anyone on the other side of this rock.
I swear to God it isn't a booty call.
Honest.
What I would do for those raw hands... Lady, you're starting to creep me out.
I'm really not sure.
Do I really want to doom that man to a lifetime of sex?
...
He would probably kill me if I didn't smash it.
I didn't smash it. Tails did.
Not one for the small talk are you?
Please, I already have strenght.
*flex*
RNDMCTR1 has muscles. Maybe he can learn it.
By see he means fu-*BLEEP*
Awww yeah.
You could at least sound enthusiastic about it.
By rest she means sex.
I think. She doesn't seem too into it anymore.
And then they leave.
*USELESS SCREENSHOT OF THE DAY*
Just walk by the sobbing kid. No need to draw attention...
Odd... no thuds..
Oh, thats why.
The family is over.
I just reunited you and your boyfriend 5 minutes ago.
I'm not that forgetable am I?
Wait, you're Wallys cousin?
Is he still here?
That doesn't really answer my question.
Oh great.
If you so much as talk to Wally about freedom yo're dead.
Got it?Thats great.
Lets get out of here.
The only way to do that is to leave.
C'mon.
I'll watch you when we leave.
FFFFFFF-
Unable to convince Wally to leave, OLDSNIC must leave him behind.
Yes it was a short update. The next one will be bigger to satisfy you lot though.
Theres a dick joke in that last sentance.