If I could name my rival in this game I would call her AmyTook you.
Blah blah blah.
We've heard it all before. Can't you bring anything new to the table?
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
*Ahem*
Ok Birch, you're pretty cool.
.....like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a poke-pop rollCause thats just how he rolls...
And now we move onto the trainer stuff
Fiddly-boop-bop annnnnd...
Yep.
(As soon as I read that name I imagined sonic with an Old Snake look.
It was pretty awesome)
Well no not reall-
SHIIIIIIIIIII-
Where am I?
Well that was a dead end...
Horp. Nevermind.
Right, now that I'm free I should make a break for i-
Damn...
Yeah it's great!
Just play along, wait for an escape...Thanks lady....
I see, you're trying to "fit in" with the rest of the town. Sneaky....
Okay creepy lady....
Seems like an ordinary room....
...a games comsole....
...unfinished homework...
...a computer....
... with a potion in it?
And a clock.
With no batteries...
Useless screenshot of the week #1
Its perfect....
TOO perfect.
TOO neatly....
TOO downstairs...
TOO convenie-
Ok I'll stop.
No escape here. Only one way in and out.
Look lady. I'm not your son. I'm 35 for christs sake!
You're not gonna listen to me are you...
Ok then, I'll visit him.
Looks like I'm gonna have to play into her fantasy for another little while.Birch, eh?
I think I remember that name...
Oh crap.
Spotted.
No guns? No guards?
This place is messed up...
It seems like everyone here is in on it.
Thats gonna make escaping a little tougher.
I see, you try to get me setteled in with a friend.
I guess I should meet her?
Ok then. I'll go up then.
What the hell are you?
Oh Jesus it talks
Looks like a mirrored version of my room.
All the details are the same. The clock, the unfinished homework, the computer....
Wait! I might find something on the computer!
Ok, now to check her e-mail....
.....
And I thought I got wierd e-mail....
No luck though...
Maybe the pokeball will give me some clues....
Crap. Spotted.
As much a move as being beaten up and thrown into a van, yeah.
Maybe I might get something off her...Hi May! Whats your dream?
With me? Sorry, I don't think I'll be staying long.
Oh right, pokemon.
Goddamn it. Nearly blew my cover.Erm I don't th-
Yeah I mean we can't be friends straight away! We need to go through the proper terms, first aquaintence then friends.
I need to update my blog!And there she went. Never to return.
Now to find an escape outside of this hell.
Nothing....
Damn. It looks like I'll never get out of her-
You have to be kidding me.
You are really short.
I mean seriously.
Are you serious?
You're just letting me leave?
Thank you miget!
Oh God this is hilarious!
You know what? I don't think I'll leave.
I don't really want to.
Yeah I'm gonna keep on escaping.
Oh Goddamit.
FiiiiiiineWILL OLDSNIC CHOOSE:
A GECKO THING
(That may or may not save him money on his car insurance)
A CHICKEN THING
(That could provide eggs for his life on the run)
A....... what?
(That could what? his what?)