Blargh, PSN is trolling me.
TIME FOR AN UPDATE THEN!
Somewhere, *Da da da do do*....beyond the sea......After I managed to escape the gazing eyes of Mr. Rock. (I swear to God that is one of the most creepy lines I've heard) We leave Rustboro...
Or we would, if she was't there.
Maybe I can sneak around her...
But then again, when does that ever work?
Yeah I did.
Erm....
*Gives fake number*
Yeah I saved him and his bird.
One of these, if I lose I go home things?
Bring it.
Today I'm gonna show you my mothers recipe for beating pokemon easily,
First you take two pokemon...
Add a status to one....
And tenderise till it's cooked.
Alternatively, you can...
Take two pokemon...
Add a status...
And to add a pinch of flavor, give a dash of confusion/attraction,
then tenderise.
Just like Mama does it.
Please, you should see me make a eclair.
Here's one I made earlier....
Great, now she is distracted I'll run!
While taking a shortcut through Petalburg forest I found a girl who gave me this:
It was promptly given to Tails.
And then I beat up some bugs, causing this:
Eventually I found Mr Seaweeds cottage...
Told ya.
Someone should really stop that Wingull...
Oh so it wasn't chasing you.
Oops.
Thats great. Bring me to Dewford.
Yes.
Oh go ahead, take your time....
What? How did you know that?
That doesn't answer my question...
Hey! Answer my question! How did you know I had to deliver this stuff?
And while your at it, get your foot out of my face.
God this thing is cramped.
Oh Goddamit, I didn't want to answer that
Goddamn cramped boat.
I'm not telling you.
Wait, how did you get this number anyway?
Awww, crap. Mr Boulder is in on your sick plans too.
I wouldn't want anything.... bad to happen to you....Oh Jesus, he's onto me.
Hurry up the boat Old Man!
Thank God. I need a place to lie low for a while.
This looks secluded enough.
I might as well make an identity for myself.
Yeah. I love fishing.
Thanks!
Right, lets try the fishing life...
This should be fun!
....
Screw this.
I suck at nicknames.
Right, the fishing life is a no-go. Lets see if I can fit in anywhere else.
...Yeah?
That crosses the gay scene off my list.
The silk scarf was given to Meow-Mix.
You might be able to help me then.
Or not.
I give him a piece of my mind though
There was no "die" option.
The message got through nonetheless.
It looks like there is nowhere in Dewford where I can hide out.
Thats why I'm heading north. Hopefuly there will be a place here for me.
Nope, just more freaky fishermen.
Luckily there is a cave here. Seems like the perfect place to hide out.
I ask the Hiker about the cave.
Thats good.
Well if you are here giving out the HM for flash, thats bad.
Oh well thats ok then.
And then I decided to catch every pokemon in the cave.
Thanks Daveshn!
Gooman is awesome for picking this name.
Thanks Lance!
Thanks Kun!
Thanks Gooman!
Ooooh Mr Prime Minister!God I love Little Britain.
I'm probably gonna never use it.
WHILE SEARCHING FOR A MAHWILE:
Then I looked on Bulbapedia to see what were the chances of enountering one.
Apparantly there are none in this cave in Emerald.
I was gonna use one for the team. It's ok though, I thought of a replacement.
Oh hey, I remember here.
Mow to find a nice secluded spot and stay for a while.
Awww crap.
Hey Stephen....
What brings you here? Heh, heh.
Ahhh I see.
Wait, Stephen? Stephen the guy I'm supposed to deliver this letter to?
Oh Jesus, everyone is in on this,
Erm... thanks I guess?
So wait, you're not gonna hurt me?
Or take me back?
Apparantly not...
I've got to get out of here quickly...
NEXT TIME:
I PUT OFF GETTING OFF THIS ISLAND QUICKLY