Sorry it took me so long, people. I got the Player's Handbook and the Dungeon Master's Guide, so I've been distracted...
...are you sure, sir?
I think I'll call him... Poots! (5 points to kunsinagikenshin)
I don't like the way he said "Hmmm..."
Time to leave on my journey! Time. To. Be. Awes-
o.o He's attacking! Protect me Poots!
That's pretty awesome, I should have picked the berry. All ninja-y.
...you mean you guys can't see it? She's totally a ninja.
I can't just let him beat me up!
You're mean too... "Oh, don't get hurt, Xena!" No, nothing like that.
Poots! I wasn't ready to fight yet!
See? Ninja.
Several attacks laterPoots, you don't look so good. Do you need any he- hey! Get out of my pack...
HEALEDTodad! You protected me! I think we're gonna be great friends! :3
You lost to awesome Poots! She'll so TOADALLY own you. (Get it, I said Toad, and he's a Todad. Puns. :3)
...I don't need you're mon-
Don't you mean señora? (That's right, Yo hablo español).
...I guess that' true... and I will need money for the hospital bills/buying potions.
...I think I'm gonna alert the authorities.
Oh well, back to going to start my adventure!
And I take my first steps out of Blossom Town!
Hey, look! Its birdy!
Go Todad! Weaken it so I can catch it!
Ok, time to catch that Ornil! Let's find my Po-
(I didn't have any PokéBalls anyway.)
So now I gotta get some PokéBalls.
I've arrived! I'm on my way!
Where to go fi- Hey, is that who I think it is?!
Of course I do!
...you were much funnier on the internet.
...I don't think I'm ready for the gym... maybe the forest out there has some PokéBalls?
...I guess I gotta find somewhere else...
I like Victory...
...I'm not that powerful though... I guess the only place left to check is the PokéMart. Maybe they have some PokéBalls?
Yes, I came from Blossom Town and-
...why do people keep cutting me off?
I like the design =D
Blossom Town, you've changed so much since I was here last.
And poor Baro, I can only imagine the 2 days you've aged in the 20 years I was asleep for...
...I think I have heatstroke or something, why else would I be so out of it?
Yeah, I went there and they gave me this package and I sniffed it and it smelled weird and then I got heatstroke.
Yeah, but he's mean.
You LARP?
o.o OH NO!
Ok...
Those would be so awesome if I had any PokéBalls to catch things with!
=D
But how do I catch them? D=
That's nice, but how do I-
...cut me off again...
But I don't care! =D
I know, I've seen it tons of times before!
Yes, sir!
...you should have a job as a demotivational...
...I want a map too...
=D
Todad: