Chapter 2. Severe beatings
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Ok lets go and find Prof. Elm! Lets try his house
Call him Im sure he has a phone. I have one ;D
Moving on.
So thats what the kids call it these days.
Innuendo jokes
Ok lets try his lab. Hey a ginger! Lets investigate
*Cue scooby doo music*
Hello. Whatcha lookin' at?
Your hair. I mean no-one else in
the game Johto has that hair colour.
OK. OK I WILL SHUT UP OWCH
*after the bleeding stoped*
Maybe he will be nicer this time.
STILL SORE!
Ok forget him. Lets go to Prof Elm
No not after last time. Im not going into the sentret pack again *shivers*
What? Your tring to stop me from going to the police! Well I wont be bought out!
NO
Well if your going to be a crybaby about it....
The email reads: Hello estimated friend! I am emailing you to transfer 1789930 Poke dollars into your account. Just give me your bank details.
Ok back on track
His parents called him Mr. Pokemon?
They had problems
Starter time!
Ok I looked at the suggestions and made an informal poll. No obviously the pokemon I picked was....
Nah im joking.
Do-da-doooo!
One internet to Panda!
I forgot to screencap the nickname.
Great now to start my pogymans adventure!
Sweet! New phone!
Awwww...
Do-da-damn!
Your not going to tell me how to use it are you?
Nope.
Now to Cherrygrove city!
Did you steal that from my computer?
You did didnt you!
And that raps up this Chapter of LP Pokemon Crystal
Next time
Small city!
Mr pokemon!
Pokemon battles!
Annoying NPCs that block the only path!
Since I got this one up early I might do another one later.