|
Post by penguinbound on Mar 8, 2010 21:01:40 GMT -6
Chapter 0: My Name Isn't Enix, Guys, it Really Isn't. . . Enix. . . it sounds familiar. You're important! Congratulations! You did the show about the guys who make their hair blonde, which somehow makes them stronger! You pale in comparison to the last guy His name is really centered around "mana" Oh, are these our characters? Aw man, I thought this was Hello Kitty Island Adventure. . . A warm fire, and two young adventurers rest. There is no joke, right now. Just to let you know. Blue Hair: Oh man! I had the craziest dream! Words of guys appeared, and then this logo came and everything! Girl: It is good that you will be well rested. I wonder where he's gone. . . it's been a while. Plot convenience! Oh, excuse me. If I don't get my twenty hours of sleep, my hair goes flat. Dude: I just looked around and I know that must be the castle. Maybe we should go soon, we've had enough rest. Girl: Yeah. We won't accomplish anything if we just sit around. We have traveled far for this, right? Dude: Let's go, Enix! We must destroy the demon king! Blue Hair: Wh. . . my name isn't Enix. . . Dude: Let's fight like our lives depended on it! Blue Hair: Are you listening? My name isn't Enix! Girl: Are you ready Enix? Let's go. Blue Hair: Does no one listen to me? + + + Welcome, to Dragon Quest VI + + + Eight letters max, Enix is not allowed. Sorry the screen shots are so large, can't make them any smaller
|
|
|
Post by daveshn on Mar 8, 2010 21:20:13 GMT -6
Poor Kochi Sugiyama. He's so upstaged.
I vote for SirNAitF.
AKA, Sir Not Appearing in this Film
|
|
|
Post by DemonicChocobo on Mar 8, 2010 21:37:34 GMT -6
Wow, you managed to make the opening credits sequence funny. Good job.
Anyway name him Koichi, the dude who composes the music for these games must not be taken lightly!
|
|
|
Post by panda on Mar 9, 2010 1:01:18 GMT -6
Barry Dekar Maxim Mixam Jago Blue Hair Jacob Hmm... Enix? That's all i've got. Keep the chapters going.
|
|
|
Post by Jafar on Mar 9, 2010 10:12:59 GMT -6
I say you name him Alphonse or Azure (after the hair colour).
|
|
|
Post by Cabi.net on Mar 9, 2010 12:38:12 GMT -6
Nice first chapter! Only one niggle, if you have more than one character talking you should put each characters speech in a certain colour. For example:
Instead of: Girl: Hello
Write:
Hello
See what I mean?
|
|
|
Post by penguinbound on Mar 9, 2010 18:59:12 GMT -6
KoichiDudeGirlAntagonistEnemiesNPCs+ + + Chapter 1: The EndWhere we last left off. . .I swear, if they call me Enix one more time. . . I know, i'll take my rage out on this fire!Koichi used SAND ATTACK! It's super effective! The Fire fainted! Yeah, that's right!We cannot turn back now.If the legend is true, than this flute should. . .You know, I think that's actually a ocar- OH MY GOD NO DON'T THROW IT WE NEED THAT!. . . you sick f***. Don't play those mindgames with me, man.Did this accomplish anything, guys. . . are you guys ever going to talk to me outside of plot convenience?The short answer is no. Can I call you Falkor?Do, and I cut you.Our heroes enter the castle. Can they stop the evil bad guy? Find out. . . in the rest of this post. Lead the way, Koichi.So we walk through some unimportant hallways that contain no monsters at all, and end up. . . here. . . Our heroes are probably gonna die. . . . really. . . I would think it is pretty obvious. . . I can't see anything. . . WOAH!AHHHHH!MAGIC!Can I still fear you? How could you even dream of beating me?This reminds me of the circus! And the clown at the circus who touched me. He kind've exploded Koichi's friends Oh I so called that one. And so, the tale of Koichi ends with a bang. Ha ha, no, i'm pulling your leg, man. Chapter 2 tomorrow. Be here or be a triangle.
|
|
|
Post by daveshn on Mar 9, 2010 19:15:48 GMT -6
Chapter 2 tomorrow. Be here or be a triangle. Did you just lampoon a catch phase that's been out-dated for 20 years?
|
|
|
Post by Gooman on Mar 9, 2010 20:31:11 GMT -6
Nice.
|
|
|
Post by panda on Mar 10, 2010 2:47:45 GMT -6
I don't see the reason why we had to give some names if you didn't use them. I probably latch off these real quick, but I won't cause it's a good LP. one thing, though, try to let a few pics group together rather then go: *pic* Blah blah blah. *pic* Blah. for an entire chapter. though this is only really needed if someone needs more then one box of Dialouge to finish a sentance. anyway, keep it going.
|
|
|
Post by Jafar on Mar 10, 2010 10:14:24 GMT -6
Heh, heh, I like your jokes. Keep it up.
|
|
|
Post by penguinbound on Mar 10, 2010 17:47:38 GMT -6
Chapter 2: We're Alive, if Not a Little Bit Brain DeadOur hero stands up, to find himself standing in his house You just fell out of your bed! Are you okay?If yes. . . Oh, yeah. The village elder came to see you earlier. I told him you were sleeping. He said he'd come back later.If no. . . I wonder if you really are okay. . .What? That. . . I think the text got mixed up, or something. Huh. Oh yeah. Soon we will be millionaires :T In a barrel, we find an agility seed. There are various seeds that raise your stats, and this one raises, well, you know. You can tell when a game goes all out to be awesome when it has a lens flare for just going outside for the first time. Our pal Koichi here has a. . . unique ability. Say you have short-term memory loss when it comes to NPC text. Koichi can memorize the text, so you can read the text whenever you want. Unfortunately, you have a limit on how many conversations you can hold. Wells. These are a staple of the Dragon Quest series. These can have items, mini bosses, and are important for later, actually. The guy you see near the pots. One of the pots has a Medical Herb. Going into the inn, one of the barrels has three gold. We are totally gonna have like a trillion G when this is done. At the elders house, one of the pots has another medical herb. This is the Elder's house. Raiding his home, we find an antidote. Aren't NPCs supposed to have like swords and stuff for us to take? Stupid beginning towns. . . Oh, Koichi. You've finally come. I have a favor to ask of you. Did you know the products from our village sell at high prices? We use that money to buy the crown for the village festival. . . I would like you to buy the crown this year. It is a rough journey down to the town. I am sure you will make it. I have these wood carving tools and rolls of silk for you to sell. Will you do this for us, Koichi?This is a "But Thou Must!" moment. Then I will give you our goods. We got the bagful of goods. Once we sell this stuff, we can keep the money, and the sack, which let's us free up space in our inventory while keeping our items with us. Sorry this episode wasn't as funny. I wanted to explain some things, and there weren't many chances for jokes. I'll grind, and tomorrow we will go down to the town of Shiena. The battle system is pretty generic, so there isn't much need for explaining that, so expect more jokes tomorrow! Have a good night!
|
|
|
Post by Jafar on Mar 10, 2010 22:40:18 GMT -6
Thank you for the thorough explanations. I actually understand the game mechanics now.
|
|
|
Post by daveshn on Mar 11, 2010 11:17:14 GMT -6
Bah, expositions. Oh well, better to get them out of the way early.
|
|
|
Post by Cabi.net on Mar 19, 2010 16:53:29 GMT -6
Are you still doing this?
Just want to know. Im updating the Lets Play thread.
|
|