Sorry it took so long i meant to get this completed yesterday. Also sorry for the double post. Photobucket almost took a fit when i tried to upload all the pictures at once
i had to cut it into quarters.
Chapter 2Who the hell's named Landon? I am. (sorry for not using a suggested name guys, i will next time)
What kind of operation are you running Birch?
Wait was i in a van this whole time, and where did Birch go?
Not really, but that was probably because i was more worried about BEING PUT IN A VAN WITH A CRAZY PERSON IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!!!
Its hardly a town, there are two houses and a lab.
Well theres no shop here and the only place to get food is through grass where wild Pokemon will attack you and thats assuming that pokemarts sell food for people. Other than that it seems lovely.
Does that mean we shared a room before this? *shudders* the things I've seen.
Slave labour usually is convenient.
How will i ever find it in this labyrinth of a house.
That should make up for him never being around.
Douchebag can't even buy a working clock.
How did the Machoke fit through the door to my room?
Did the Machoke steal something? or break something?
Dad said he'd be going there to do some stealing.
"Earlier today a man was seen entering the gym with the intention of stealing Pokemon. After being mauled by a Vigoroth he was rushed to a hospital but passed away soon after."
Calm down, he wasn't that great a person.
Now she just sits there. Anyway lets go find Doctor Sycamore or whatever his name was.
Apparently he doesn't, he just hides in trucks waiting to jump out at people and tell them about Pokemon like some kind of truck goblin.
I'm sorry i don't speak morse code.
Five minutes in this town and your already fixing me up with your skank of a daughter.
I bet she is.
Lets get this over with then.
... if your mom said i called you a skank shes a liar.
That depends on what you mean by "friends"?
What the hell is that? A mating call?
Don't worry i brought condoms.
Damn you Mr Walnut.
It Reads, "No Miss Birch that would not get you into our school, our school is full no matter what you may or may not be able to do with a toy truck, half a gallon of milk, loose change and a lot of willpower."
Like father like daughter.
First you screw up my chance at your daughter and now you want me to save you. Fine!
Hmm, which Pokemon
Stop your screaming, its distracting me from picking.
End of Chapter 2
Chapter 3You seem nice.
It hardly appeared, it was gawing on Senjour Coconut's leg a minute ago.
This happened twice.
Then Mudkip missed twice.
Then this happened one.
Not since the fire
That is the first and only time i have ever heard anyone use the word aplomb.
What a creepy way to phrase it.
Well i guess as its a water Pokemon there shouldn't be anymore fires so its ok.
yay, and all i had to do was stop a man being eaten by a Poocheyena.
DAMMIT!!!
I named him SJ
If there was a hell yeah option i would have picked it.
I'd say May is going to be teaching me a lot of things.
End of Chapter Three.
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