Sorry I took so long guys. After France I came down with a extremely bad case of Sandmanitis. I had to read the whole series to become cured.
Seriously go read it it's awesomeSo lets get down to buisness!
Chapter 1: The beginning!Why thank you!
You arn't a journalist are you?
Well thats ok then.
Otherwise know as
animalsReally?
It looks more like a briefcase.
Or pets.
You're a pokemon professor, remember?
You couldn't even remember what job you had and you expect to remember my name?
Isn't it obvious?
(Like that hasn't been said before....)
Unless the doctors made a big mistake, yeah.
Rawr
I never really liked it.
I prefer the name cheetah...He isn't my friend, he is my creppy neighbour who keeps bursting into my room.
Sometimes.
Other times he calls himself FOX, CNN, tabloids...... you get the jist.
And you know this how?
Why does every pokemon game use those lines?
Answer: Lazy scripwriters.
Phew....
Nothing on about me.
Yeah... I think not.
OH crap
Hide!
Yeah, looks like your story was rejected.
He is?
I thought he just spoke to me in a dream.
What?
Behind me.
I think.
We are?
Thank God.
I mean..... be out in a minute!
Phew.....
SEVERAL HOURS LATER:
I better do something now.
DOWNSTAIRS:
Jeez Mom. You shouldn't scare me like that.
Did I mention she is a bit on the slow side?
Goin out, bye.
Ok.
-See what I told you? Slow-
OUTSIDE:
What the hell dude!?
Watch where you're going!
I should
what too?
Nothinggottagobye!Wait a minute...
You have a sick mind Tiger.Hi random woman.
Not really no.
But he's looking for me....
*shudders*
Weren't you just outside?
What are you drinking man?!
But.... but.....
What just happened?
Might aswell go onto the 'road'
Do we have to?
I guess.
To be honest I couldn't really care.
This'll be fun.
I don't think thats how it works.
How did you get there all of a sudden?
Oh no.
He is going to run into a patch of long grass...
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh come on.
Like you didn't see it coming.
I don't think so.
.....
Shut up media.
He's.....
OLD!Researching?
He
is a professor you know.
And then some stuff happened that I screencaped but they decided they wouldn't upload.
I was just here for the laughs.
Just pointin that out.
I've already met pokemon.
They arn't that amazing.
I dunno.
Sure why not?
Copycat.
Don't put ideas in his head, Media.
You're acting as if we were going to die if we walked into the grass.
But... there are BIDOOF in there!! to you too.
Woo I guess.
Nah its ok.
I needed to work my glutes anyway.
Route 201, remeber?
Come on Rowan, you forgot your meds again....
Ah, the famous briefcase.
I know that how?
Now which one..... which...... one.....
This one seems to be ok!
He obviously picked chimchar.
Bastard.
ktnxbye
What should we do now, Media?
Media?
...
Woah!
How do you do that?
I'm sorry Media....
I don't love you.
Oh right,
that.
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