Yea yea, been a while since I last updated. This isn't dead, just being lazy. Got SoulSilver.
Yea, that's right. Walk away in shame.
Yea, I'm great. Behold my awesome glory!!!
..........I mustn't make a joke. I mustn't make a joke........I-Screw it! This would mean that Smithers is straight, right?
Wow........As long as he's strong, then we'll both be happy.
Yea I could. I won't, but I could.
Oh goody. This is going to be fun. Just running around enjoying my life, and all of a sudden I get knocked out, imprisoned, and now I'm having to follow this idiot around.Quiet you! Now lets get out of here. We've got places to go and people to beat up for money.
This is my home. A crazy woman lives here now, though. We will never see this place again. Ever.
That's nice. You know, I had a house once. And a loving wife and kids. They'll never know what happened to their father. I hope your happy!Sorry, did you say something?
No sir.Here we go. Out into the unknown. Who knows what strange and mighty beasts we will fight.
(I just like how this one turned out.)That was a long trip. They called me mad when I bought those night vision goggles! MAD!!!
Long? You spent 12 hours sleeping. I think I got a blister.Damn straight! Fainted due to awesome!
That's nice. I didn't say anything to you.
Or I wont. Not like you have anything useful.
Are.......are you a drug dealer?
Oooooohhhhhh. It's always free the first time.
What a strange person.
You're one to talk.Who said you could talk, Smithers?
Crap.
Geez. Smithers, you're like Chuck Norris. Only a mouse...thing...............
That's nice. Can we go someplace to heal up? I think that bird is starting to come back up.I don't know of anyplace near by.
What about this building right here?Not sure, we might as well find out.
Wow, that's convenient. Nearly a bit too convenient.
Shut up.Yes ma'am.
Here you go.
*30 seconds later*
Thank you.
Good bye.
........Wait, did she just.............That's sick. SICK!!
**Forgot to get a screen shot of the front of the store. Sorry**
How would you know?
You're still wearing your Pallet Town Brushes baseball jersey.Oh, yea........Damn that Oak, telling me they would win. Lost all my money on that bet.
I guess I could sell it back to him twice what he originally paid for it.
So long sucker!!
Hahahahaha!!!!
It sucks that it so much easier to go back than it is to leave. Almost like they don't want anyone to leave.
Sadly, I'm back. To the hell hole I wanted to leave forever.
At least you would see those who love you again. Some of us are not as luckyI have your order. If you want it, it will cost 1 million dollars!
I have want you want and you're talking bout Smithers? Glad to see your priorities are straight.
You say 'like', I say just biding my time before I get my revenge.Ignore him. Do you want your damn order or not?
God, I can't stand your stupidity anymore. Just take it. I don't care about the money anymore.
So I was your drug mule? Great.
I'm not getting into the drug trade. Not unless I get paid upfront.
Oh crap. My nemesis.
HOLY CRAP! Is your entire family ninja?
Not as strong as Smithers. He's taken out two pokemon just by staring at them!
You know Orphans can't be trusted to do anything important.
Wait.
Wait.
Pokemon have been around since the dawn of time. WHY ARE YOU JUST NOW CATALOGING THEM?!
You've been on too many drugs, haven't you?
Again, pokemon have been around for eons. Why do they NOW have to be cataloged?
Dont need you anyway. You smell.
She'll give me one anyway. She likes me ^_^