Hueg update today.
I'm watching you....Right. Just go in, beat her and get the badge.
Simple.
Fine, I guess.
Why do you sound like a telemarketer?
Right, enlighten me.
Right. Lets see how my team will fare.
Grass type.
Grass/water type.
Normal type.
Yeah I think I'm good.
Really?
I thought not.
Why does everyone say that?
There were no survivors.
Tell me this looks wrong.
Haha, this should be easy.
Oh Jesus, reinforcements.
Now before I take Roxanne I need to....
Yeah...
Hello, I am OLDSNIC, the something of somewhere.
So you are going to use a quick claw?
Ummm, sure.
Repeat with Julio.
That guy has a really big nose.
It should go down easy though.
Goddamn.
And that took a chunk out of me.
At least I got it's health down a bi-
OH COME ON
Eventually.....
Took you.
Yay!
Yes you did.
Clearly.
You do realise that you were only using level 12-15 pokemon, right?
Nice.
Don't expect it to be there long though.
Rock Tomb.
Yeah thats what made me win.
SUDDENLY, OUTSIDE:
Jeez. I'm not even in anybodys way.
Oh look. Pirate guy.
Since when has that ever worked?
I better help him. He looks like he needs it.
What? I How can I help with damaged pokemon?
Oh..... it's you....
Fantastic?
Dude, you were robbed.
YOU'RE ALREADY IN TROUBLE!
And then I caught pokemon.
Thanks Lance!
Thanks Gooman!
Thanks Daveshn!
Thanks VF!
And say hello to our new team member, Meow-Mix!
Just training her up.
I ask myself that sometimes...
I don't know. I'm not you.
Oh Jesus, they kidnapped your wife?
That sounded like you were strangling a cat.
My ears....
It sure is foggy in here...
I don't get how people can drop stuff like this.
Are you the guy who kidnapped the Old Man's wife?
You'll pay for this.
What
Ahhh. I see now.
I think I remember you...
Yep. I remember you.
Two tackles and he was down.
You see it's funny because he is stuck in a dead end.
Gee sorry. I didn't think the joke meant that much too you.
The boss lied.
Thanks.
And then he ran.
Death stare.
Wait. Peeko isn't your wife?
I did that for nothing?
I could have died!
OLDSN-
What?
I've come to the conclusion that the trainer wears his trainer card as a name badge.
Anyone else find this a bit creepy?
And old guy who lives on the outskirts of a city and just outside a forest and he lives with a pokemon which he has an unnatural attachment to?
And then he left.
Whoop!
That will come in useful.
Oh by the way, I fought all the trainers on the route and didn't screencap the battles. Nothing that interesting happened.
Whoop!
DEATH STARE
Oh christ he spotted me.
Ending sentances with questions?
Yes.
Brilliant. I've gone up from fantastic to great.
Great?
SUDDENLY TELEPORTED
Don't you mean it is this floor?
I saved your butt twice. You better be grateful.
Yes. Yes it would.
Sure.
But you didn't leave.
Ok...
Hello.
From the creepy guy who is staring at us now?
Great to amazing.
Nice.
I am?
Erm... OK?
A brilliant and amazing President. The best President in the world. Who could be a better President than I? No-one that's who.Thanks. But what is it?
Is a device.Gee thanks.
See ya!
He's watching me, isn't he?
Oh really?
Thanks for telling me?
The device? Sure.
What did you do to it?
And that is?....
So you gave me a phone.
Great.
Why?
Right. But only if you leave me alone.
Here you go, I'm talking to you. Can I go now?
Gee, how did you know that?
Wait what?
Ok, I'm offically creeped out.