LAST TIME, ON
Let Us Indulge in Thievery as we Play Toxic Purple:
Vulpix owned.
Rattata got owned.
Vikki made it to Lavender.
And now, the thrilling continuation:
Ahhh Lavender Town. Home of death and towers.
They do?
Hmmm... Killing pokemon turns them into ghosts...
Well nothing going on here. What's in the next house.
Sweet! Nickname time!
Hellz to the yeah, I do!
NO! NO IT ISN'T!
I'll name Vulpix...
(Thanks Cabinet)
Good. Now fix the other the one.
That's actually not the 'fix' I was referring to.
I don't care if she's a boy. She sucks too much to have an appropriate name.
Now, TO THE TOWER!
Oh, snap! Psychic channelers with their deadly pokemon! What horrible terrors will she wield?
Are you f*****g kidding me?
Kicked as
s. Took name.
Great. Even the spirits in this universe are pedophiles.
Guess how this one turns out. Go on. I'll wait.
Did you guess right? If not, it means your parents don't love you.
Oh tits! I got me a great ball!
Now to catch a ghastly!
Hmm.. none here.
None here...
(Yeah, it seriously took that long just to find one.)
'BOUT DAMN TIME!
MOTHER F*CKER!
(More pacing.)
Ok, this one is stronger, so we shouldn't have the same problem as-
BITCHES AND WHORES!
NO MORE GAMES! JESSIE, IF YOU KILL THIS ONE, I SWEAR JAMES WILL REPLACE YOU!
Perfect! I should threaten you with shame more often.
Work... work... work...
Booyah! Smack a few hookers and wake grandma for a rub-down, 'cause I gots me a ghastly!
You know I will.
'Cause screwing with people is fun. (Thanks again, Cabinet.)
[Vikki takes a deep breath and relaxes]
Now that the excitement's over, let's have a look at the one who will get my revenge on the psychic gym.
Ok... Hardy nature isn't too bad.
I guess the stats are fine for that level.
Ouch. But that moveset sucks.
Dang it. If only I had some way of giving Meowth a decent move.
If only I had some good move to teach him...
Really, anything else would do. T-bolt. Shadow ball.
If only I had...
birch, use the f*cking TM I gave you!Oh, yeah! I almost forgot about this!
Good thing I have such a good memory, huh?
Stupid whore...Owned!
Random battles gave us a level up and new attack.
You are giving aid and comfort to the enemy. Thank you.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It's funny, because my pokemon's a ghost with levitate and your cubone's attacks are normal and ground types. HAHAHA!
Make me.
Battle montage time!
Awesome! Useful pokemon are useful.
More battling!
Top floor. Man, this was fun.
Oh, hey! A marowak! How ya doing, girl?
Cool. Listen, you look pretty tough. Wanna come with me?
Whoa! Whoa! Slow down, slow down! Meowth, calm her down.
Ugh.. whatever.
I'm sorry I had to do that. Tell you what, I'll comeback later when you've settled down and we'll talk again.
Oh, it's Vance. 'Bout time you got here.
Resting. I hope she's better soon. I want her on my team.
So does everybody else. Hell no. I'm not your babysitter.
He wants me to lie to you.
No.
No.
I'm not kidding. He didn't help.
Wasn't him. Just me.
And we wonder why we lose to twerps.
Well, at least she's going upstairs to check on the marowak. It'll make a fine addition to our team.
Yup. In the mean time, I'm going to take a nice, pleasant walk and get something to-.
KRAAHHHHHHH!
But... It couldn't have been anything bad... Right...?
Because she joined our team... Right...?
A bonus for convincing that pokemon to help us. Right...?
A big machete that you don't need and didn't need when you were upstairs with the marowak. Right...?
BY FINISH OFF, YOU MEAN GOT HER INTO A POKEBALL! RIGHT...?
Dirty... Dirty feeling... Feeling that will never wash off... Always will be unclean...
...
...
...
I f*cking hate you.
Ugh...
I better leave too.
(Random battles happened. Meowth learned night shade.)
Now to repress everything that just happened.
WHAT WILL OUR HERO DO NEXT?
Will she succeed in repressing her horrible memory?
Will she get revenge on the psychic gym with Meowth's help?
Tune in next time for: STUFF!
Cripes, that was a long one. Next chapter's gonna have level grinding and at least the fighting dojo.