Let's get this ball rolling.
I'll be nuzlocking LeafGreen.
I'll be posting my adventures here in screencap/MSPaint form.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
PART ONEOh boy. Here we go.
This is Mary. She loves My Little Pony: FIM. She's not so hot on Pokemon, but with a little imagination...
Her mum wants her to like Pokemon more than ponies.
HILARITY ENSUES.
Her rival here is Coulter. They used to be friends, but alas, no more.
DRAMATIC POSSIBILITIES.
Let's go.
Looks like Mum has replaced all your books again. Now your going to have to get all the MLP annuals all over again. eBay, here we come!
You reckon you can get her back by hassling her about ponies. With your best desuuuuu face.
Yes. This will work for sure.
Damn! Her quick dismissal coupled with a subject change has left it impossible to hassle her. She's a clever one, alright.
Oak? What does he want? You figure you might as well just go. Anything to get away from this SHEER TENSION.
On the way you decide to stop and gaze out at the endless plains. Or at least, you think they are plains.
You hope to one day see somepony there waiting to carry you away from the SHEER TENSION of this town. It could even be today...
What? You were just looking. Sheesh.
Okay. You can totally trust old man Oak. There would be absolutely nothing wrong in following him to his lab, all on your own. Yup. You trust him so much.
Oh frick help. He's totally gonna molest you. Oh god oh god ohgodohgodohgod.
Oh hey it's Coulter. You're glad he's here. Not that he has to be, because you trust old man Oak.
Always.Oh, uhhh... okay. This is gonna require some of your imagination to be awesome.
Yeah, ladies first.
You pick up the most beautiful female you can find.
Just look at those pretty eyes!
A name? You know the most fitting one possible.
Obviously.
Oh dear. Your imagination is a little off today, it seems.
Just concentrate a little harder and...
There. Now you ought to set off to find FRIENDS.
He meant ponies.
HE MEANT PONIES.
HE MEANT PONIES.Apparently, you need some perfume.
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THERE.
Feel free to tell me how derpy it is or how I can improve.
It's in second person because I've been reading too much Homestuck.