Or you would if you hadn't become entranced by this saucy arrow.
Just look at it go.
Yes. You have made up your mind. You will marry the arrow when you are old enough.
On the way out of town, you come across one of those new cardboard cutout trainer tips people.
They disgust you.
Honestly, who put this thing here?
You suddenly realise you are about to go out of town. For the first time in your life.
You view the tall grass with apprehension. Are you really going to do it? Yes, you must. You must find the rest of your harmonious party.
You are in the grass.
No. You ARE the grass.
You try shortcutting up the ledge.
Unfortunately, due to a very inactive and filly-filled life, you have delved into the realm of NEGATIVE MUSCLE. You are never gonna get over the ledge.
However, with the failure, an idea presents itself. It will push your imagination to the max.
You will limit yourself to one friend per area. Also, if a friend gets KO'd you will pretend they are dead. THINK OF THE POTENTIAL DRAMA IN THESE SCENARIOS. You cannot wait to see how well your plan goes.
DAMN. YOU HAVE NO BALLS.
You console yourself by saying it doesn't count. No one will ever know.
You are reminded of your failure.
That won't do.
You forgot to sing the song. You are no longer on the road to Viridian City.
All of them?
That doesn't matter. You want your annual.
You don't think it's a key, but you put it in there anyway.
You get caught up in the arrow again on the way out. You waste several hours tranfixed by its beauty.
You try jumping down the ledges on the way back, but your negative muscle causes a time paradox.
Back at the lab. You don't see anyone here except Oak's cardboard cutout robot Aides. You think you'll take a look at some of his wall hangings.
He's babbling like a crazy man. You need help. You beam out a thought plea of help to Coulter, whom you suddenly remember is a psychic or whatever.
He teleports in. Not that he had to. You trust Oak. It's like the biggest mutual trust that ever existed. You are so tight with Oak. He is like your gangstaaa bro or something.
Yessssss. With BALLS you can fulfill(y) your dreams.
Coulter teleports away. You take the long way out for no real reason.
I know this is kind of a drag. Hopefully something will actually happen next time. 'Til then!
[Note: there will be Pokemony dialogue in this part. TwyltSprkl will speak in purple, new pony friends will speak in the colour shown in the associated picture.]
Back on the road. Or plain. Maybe it's a field? You will need to ponder this later.
OH OH OH MY DAYS. WHAT COULD IT BE.
Oh, uh... hmmm. You are not quite sure what pony this could be.
You think you'll check on your Pony Team Schematics to decide.
OH WAIT NEVERMIND.
Viridian city again.
You see a patch of grass over yonder. This could be the friend you are waiting for.
Not very pony-esque. Maybe you need to broaden your views.
You are suddenly struck by inspiration. You know what this will be called. You lob a Ponyball.
You know just the thing for this young boy.
It makes PERFECT SENSE.
Twilight Sparkle was surely in need of her assistant.
What is this? Wonderpal here's imagination. It sucks. She's genderblind too. I swear I'll lose it if I spend another day like this. Eh, I dunno. I reckon I could get used to it. 0_0
Time to make a start on getting new annuals.
This is a frickin travesty.
While moping, this woman tells you that the shops in Pewter city are good. You choose to head there next.
But before you do that, you go and do something that's been niggling at you for a while.
It is part of an age old ritual that is deeply ingrained in your mind. It is the third free potion.
This elderly man is leering at you disquietingly; lowering your defense.
What the hell is he talking about?
Gotta get out of here...
Luckily, the elderly man enters some kind of drug induced hallucination, as is evident by his sudden hair and clothes change.
You sneak by while he is in his trance.
You come across some new grass!
Oh hell yes. This is perfect.
You proceed to squee in delight.
What else but...
Although, if you are truly honest with yourself, Rainbow Dash is your least favourite pony. His attitude is a little too much for you. You think he is male anyway. Even with your level of Fanitude, you were never quite sure. Well, you couldn't EVER imagine a girl being so boisterous and rude.
Wow, uh. Sorry you ended up like that. What are you talking about?!?! This is awesome!!! WUT. Just look at me!!! I have all these colourful stripes!!! This is the best thing ever!!! I am the best thing ever!!! I AM RAINBOW FRICKIN DASSSHHHHH!!!!! Agh! She's crazy! No Twilight. RD is right. This is awesome. You're both insane! You'll never break me! Never!
While training, Rainbow Dash proves himself to be a critical hitting machine.
You decide to take this into consideration for your Pony Team Schematics.
The change in the formula pushes Rainbow Dash up to fourth, moving Rarity to last.
It's high time you went into Viridian Forest.
It's dark and creepy in here. There are lurkers everywhere too. You don't know how long you'll be able to take this.
Oh, a new potential friend!
You are about to take Spike aside for a moment to remind him that "Rarity isn't here yet so you don't need to show off", but you get pretty creeped out by how dark it is.
You remember Pinkie Pie's words of wisdom from her song in episode two.
THIS IS TOTALLY WORKING.
YOU REALLY AREN'T FLIPPING OUT HERE.
Phew. Sorry that took a while. The ponies (and co.) take a long time to draw, so I hope you don't mind a little copypasta. And I know TS's font colour is different to the picture. I didn't remember how hard it was gonna be to get the right colour on the forum, so I just used purple, which is easier to see anyway. :\
Cabi.net: There y'all go
Jun 26, 2017 18:43:55 GMT -6
Emmett Eon: This should get its own forum post so it doesn't get lost in the shoutbox
Jun 27, 2017 2:21:19 GMT -6
Cogsworth: Ryan Reynolds is Detective Pikachu. Also, there's a live action Detective Pikachu film in the works.
Dec 6, 2017 20:25:07 GMT -6
Jacio: I'd like to think that this is some kind of continuity where Hal Jordan falls from grace and becomes Deadpool, who then uses his 4th wall abilities to just literally become a Pikachu
Dec 11, 2017 13:33:39 GMT -6
sylveon: Anyone else still alive here?
Aug 4, 2018 19:43:44 GMT -6
Cabi.net: Yeah! We are relatively active on the discord, anyway.
Aug 7, 2018 15:19:28 GMT -6
andyworck: So I'm just re-reading comic again and it just hit me...Pokemon X is frickin' 15 years old this year! Happy belated birthday!
Aug 17, 2018 15:09:34 GMT -6
DottyFen: we have a discord?
Aug 20, 2018 4:42:18 GMT -6
DottyFen: i'm in baybee
Aug 20, 2018 4:44:20 GMT -6
sylveon: whats the discord?
Sept 29, 2018 13:55:43 GMT -6
Cogsworth: Detective Pikachu trailer is out now. It's awesome!
Nov 13, 2018 21:38:17 GMT -6
Lance Falcon: TRIPS AND FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS SEXILY
Nov 22, 2018 19:59:45 GMT -6
Lance Falcon: Working on a couple fanfiction, and when my capture card is working again some LP's. Not exactly expecting to be putting out some A+ work but I want it to exist somewhere lol
Nov 22, 2018 20:00:13 GMT -6
daveshn: This is the perfect place to put it, Lance
Nov 28, 2018 20:24:48 GMT -6
Jacio: when in doubt, always put fanfiction and LPs on the P-X forum
Jan 15, 2019 10:28:35 GMT -6
pikachu464: wow i'm surprised this forum is still active, other old forums i haven't been to in years are no longer active
Jan 20, 2019 14:24:06 GMT -6
pikachu464: i think after the upgrade to Proboards system a lot of users couldn't figure anything out so they gave up on their forum
Jan 20, 2019 14:24:56 GMT -6
pikachu464: also, i forgot the link to the project's website, could someone link me?
Jan 20, 2019 14:26:03 GMT -6