*BUNP*
PART FIVEWHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU ONLY SELL PICKLES!?
Enraged by the the lack of pony-related merchandise, you storm out of the Mart.
Or you would if you didn't happen to meet your lover, the arrow.
You think you will get the arrow a customised mug to express your love.
Um?
Um?
You are a bit confused, but you take it anyway.
Oh!
Running shoes!
This is fantastic for you!!!
Running shoes are a recent invention that are made of pure POSITIVE MUSCLE.
By putting them on, your NEGATIVE MUSCLE will be outweighed by POSITIVE MUSCLE and will result with you having BEEFY LEGS.
They are even the pony edition!
Yes yes, scurry away.
It seems your mother has finally come to terms with your pony fanaticism.
A great hurdle in your relationship has been overcome.
This is the kind of acceptance you've always dreamed of, even-
Regardless, you can now RUN LIKE THE WIND.
Even better, you can become friends with the wind.
You put your friendliest face on for this purpose.
Meanwhile...
Psst.?I think we might have taken the joke on Twilight too far.The joke?Y'know, about actually enjoying this pony-related torture.I mean, just look at her... uh, him.I think he's snapped. Possibly with a sound effect.Whoa whoa whoa, wait.You were joking?Is that a challenge?
It sounds like a challenge.
You let her know that you are the international champion at staring contests, and that you won't go easy on her.
You get your stare on.
However, you are thwacked by a sudden stampede of giant BALLS.
You call HAX.
hax0r.
Damn straight.
You don't recall such a thing.
What? Bug catchers?
...
Fanfiction ideas begin to formulate in your head.
You aren't fooled.
You know it is Victor Meldrew.
You knew it!
He runs away with a swiftness only a man of his calibre could have.
You'll get him one day.
Is that a challenge?
OH GOSH.
NEW GRASS.
NEW FRIEND.
Yesyesyes.
This could be your Gilda!
Or maybe Fluttershy?
Or mayb-
Because it sounds weird if you call it Moon Mountain.
NEW AREA.
NEW FRIEND.
DEJA VU.
Hmmmmmmmmm.
You have a brilliant idea.
PRINCESS LUNA!!!!!!
Oh, ew.
Your imagination must be a bit rusty, almost as if you hadn't done this for months and months.
Luckily, you are sending her off to the box, until Season 2 of your adventure rolls around.
You have no idea how you'll be able to tell if it's Season 2.
You tase some hiker to level your frustrations.
Yes, you have always had a taser.
!!!
!!!11!!!1
SHE'S SO GORGEOUS.
Now that your pony has evolved, it has become a greater vessel for your IMAGINATION.
Their Cutie Mark will appear now.
You come across a game of EXTREME SNAKES AND LADDERS.
You know of only one group of people that can play that game.
NINJAS.
You decide to stop running and take them on.
They are no match for your harmonious team.
!!?
!!!1??/!?
Oh my.
Your imagination seems to be running at max power.
Unfortunately, his Cutie Mark is obscured by his wing.
Strangely, he is also looking a tad girly.
You get a bit worried.
So, you are evil...
Yes?
Yes?
Oh, you see.
He wants a staring contest with the champ.
He looks like easy game though, so you let RD handle him.
RD has potential, see?
You take the HELIX FOSSIL, because the name reminds you of a cat you once had.
NEW AREA.
NEW FRIEND.
Oh.
It seems like the potential energy for a time paradox caused by NEGATIVE MUSCLE is offlayed onto the environment by the RUNNING SHOES, causing the time paradox to occur there instead.
You know this because you are secretly a scientist or something.
AHA! Another chance!
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Guys.
GUYS.
I'M SO SORRY.
I've had like 80% of this DONE for months.
It's RIDICULOUS.
I'm so lazy.
Anyway, I spent far too much time on Pidgeotto!RainbowDash.
Even though she's beautiful for it. <3
Unlike Luna hurr hurr.And, no, I had no idea what I was thinking when I did the mustache panel.
Or the wind panel.
Please tell me someone knows who Victor Meldrew is.
Can NOT get over just how well I did that RainbowDash, I mean really now.