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Post by daveshn on May 6, 2006 5:44:35 GMT -6
What did the woman at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Excuse me sir, you're in my son."
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Post by Ibitmybut on May 6, 2006 5:51:57 GMT -6
Lol.. What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson and Arnold Swarzeniga (however you spell it) Michael Wazzanigga.
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Post by mjc0961 on May 6, 2006 8:26:41 GMT -6
lock this crap of a topic I'm not locking a topic on the request of someone who isn't the topic creator simply because they refuse to believe Wacko Jacko fucks children. Nice joke, daveshn! You get a karma! ;D
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Post by daveshn on May 6, 2006 9:22:23 GMT -6
Thanks mjc, yours is funny too.
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Post by mjc0961 on May 6, 2006 10:49:36 GMT -6
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song? A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Little Boy Blew.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road? A: "I'll be there!"
This one is REALLY good: If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fricking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson have a tough guy reputation? A: He has licked every kid possible.
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit? A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? A: He ate a nine year old wiener!
This one is really good too: Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision? A: Foreplay.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.
Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA? A: He's a crack shooter.
Q: What does Michael have in common with NASA? A: It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.
It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space. A spokesperson for NASA said, "We're fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back".
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite holiday? A: Christmas because he gives the well behaved kids a special gift...
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? A: They both have small boys pants at half off!
Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common? A: Both hold the juice.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson want to move to Ohio? A: He heard there's a Youngstown there.
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room? A: He was choking on a small bone!
Q: What's 6 + 46 + 5? A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.
An engineer, a lawyer and Michael Jackson are all asked the same question, "What is 2+2?". The engineer says, "Well, it is almost 4, but never actually reaches it." The lawyer says. "Hm, case files seem to say it is 4." Then they looked at Michael figuring he would get it wrong, then he said, "That's easy! The age of the boys I like!"
Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!
Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants? A: Michael Jackson's makeup.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A: There's a Big Wheel parked outside his house!
This one is good: Q: Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Boy Scouts? A: He was up to two packs a day.
Q: Have you seen the new Michael Jackson candy bar? A: It's white chocolate with no nuts.... (but kids like it)
Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson? A: When the crib breaks.
Q: What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? A: Which one's mommy?
Michael Jackson should have taken his own advise and just "beat it beat it beat it beat it", and he wouldn't be in the trouble that he is today.
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys? A: He likes to come in a little behind.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson wear a glove? A: So he won't leave fingerprints on the kids.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" Michael asked, "What about the children?" The captain replied, "F*ck the children!" Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
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Post by daveshn on May 6, 2006 22:00:49 GMT -6
I'm surprised you missed this one: Q. Why does Michael Jackson like thirty eight year-olds. A. Because there are thirty of them.
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Post by mjc0961 on May 7, 2006 8:07:35 GMT -6
No, I saw that, I just didn't like it that much.
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Post by taylman on Jun 3, 2006 19:48:24 GMT -6
im going with mjc the balls gag is lame now
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