PokeDragon
Moderate Trainer
Watch it as it slowly drains out your puny minds
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Post by PokeDragon on Oct 20, 2005 6:23:33 GMT -6
I found a funny one on the BattleOn forum
Zorbak: ah! another day with ebilness! it couldnt be better! mehehehe!!! *Artix comes in* Zorbak: hvat do you want you smelly poopadin?!?! Artix: Sing! *Artix puts a party hat on his head* Artix: Happy birthday to you! happy... Zorbak: whats that about!? get aut or i will call Drakath! Artix: as you will dear birthday Zorbak! Zorbak: ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY! *Artix goes out* Zorbak: i hate birthdays! theyr the farthest you can get from ebilness!!! *Zorbak takes his newspaper Times of Ebilness and reads* Zorbak: Oh its the first of december! that means frostvale! Darn! *Artix, Blackhawke and Galanoth comes in* Artix (still wearing a party hat): Look! i have found some more to sing for you! Zorbak: NOOOOO STOP! Artix, Blackhawke & Galanoth: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!... Zorbak: STOP STOOOOOOP! Artix, Blackhawke & Galanoth: Happy birthday dear Kabroz... Zorbak: Wait a moment! Galanoth: huh? Zorbak: im not that pile o rubber to my brother Kabroz! IM ZORBAK! LORD OF EBILNESS Blackhawke: YEA YEA YEA! WE UNDERSTAND! *All goes out* Zorbak: get a life! oh what was it o yea FROSTVALE! MEHEHEHEHEHE
TO BE CONTINUED maybe
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Post by Lance Falcon on Oct 20, 2005 7:52:46 GMT -6
Aw amn.....you dont have "Bullshit!" as your chocies..
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PokeDragon
Moderate Trainer
Watch it as it slowly drains out your puny minds
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Post by PokeDragon on Oct 20, 2005 14:50:49 GMT -6
heres another
Part One - The ebil brothers
*Kabroz and Zorbak are sitting in a closet* Zorbak: "I wuv fish!" Kabroz: "I wuv ice cweam" *Twig is comming* Twig: "What are you doing now, dummies?" Zorbak: "Master Twig! We wuv u!" Kabroz: "Me like pie!" Twig: "Kneel before your master!" *Artix comes in* Zorbak: "Artix! My big idol! I wuv u!" Artix (drunk): "Yeeeeearrrrh buuuuuuddyyyyyyy! *Mikkel is comming* Artix: "Mikkel I wuv you (god damn n00b!)" *Wallo comes* Wallo: "I'm afraid this is spam. Locked!" *Zorbak hits wallo with his staff* *Drakel Overlord comes* Drakel Overlord: "lol u must not like wallo!" mikkel: "No, i dont!" All characters: "We hate u wallo!" *Wallo starts crying and runs away* Wallo: "uuuurgh, nobody likes me!(crying)"
*Suddenly Zorbak wake up from his nightmare* Zorbak: AAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
The Travel begins!
*Zorbak and Kabroz are starting their adventures home at the graveyard* Zorbak:" I dont want to die." Kabroz:" Youre not going to die??." *Zorbak wake up from the nightmare* Zorbak:" I dreamed that i liked fish and ice cream!" Kabroz: " Scary, youre dreaming the same dream every night!." *The reaper enters* Reaper:" Zorbak, if you want to get rid of these nightmares you need to do me a favor.!" Zorbak: " eeh ok! what do you want me to do?" Reaper:" get all of my hourglasses!" Zorbak:" Ok im willing to do everything, execpt kissing that Krieger poopadin!" Reaper:"I like kissing him, Artix is a good kisser!" Kabroz:" aargh nasty!" Reaper:" whatever! the first hourglass are at wamprook spyre!" *Reaper leaves* Zorbak: " Kabroz?" Kabroz: " yes?" Zorbak: " are you joinning me on this mission?" Kabroz: " why would i?" Zorbak: " or else i will tell mum that you are teasing me! And then her skin will fall of" Kabroz: " of course i will! she has been dead for 40 years?" Zorbak: " oh i forgot" Kabroz: " i will join if you.." Zorbak: " if i what? Kabroz: " if you...." Zorbak: " WHAT!?" Kabroz: " If you can get me a date with Polala! *blushes* Zorbak: " mehehehe.I can do that!" Kabroz: " Ok then, lets get moving" *later that day at wamprook spyre* Grodd: " Okay guys, these vampragon eggs have given us a lot of trouble in the past. Does anybody need xp of them or can we bypass them?" Grodd: " uh and remember, if we even touches one single egg they´ll all hatch!" Kabroz: " I think Zorbak need some Xp" Zorbak: " No i dont! look at this!" *Zorbak rans into the cave while screaming* Zorbak:" Zooooorbaaaaaaaaaaaaaak" Leeroy: " hey that was i supposed to say!*rans after Zorbak* Kabroz: " Omg help them" Grodd: " stick to the plan" *in the cave* *Zorbak are fighting with a Boa and suddently he makes Pwd! *Guardian dragon jr are coming out of the sword* Guardian dragon jr:" Prepare thyself for obli.." *Reaper enters* Reaper: " hey! im supossed tp say that!" Guardian dragon jr: " plz dont tell my father" *Guardian dragon jr disappears*
to be continued!
If you are wondering what boa is it means blade of awe
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Post by Banov on Oct 20, 2005 16:29:45 GMT -6
Um....evil is spelled 'evil', not 'ebil'. You may want to take note of that.
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PokeDragon
Moderate Trainer
Watch it as it slowly drains out your puny minds
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Post by PokeDragon on Oct 20, 2005 17:10:57 GMT -6
I know but zorbak has a problem hes a moglin the can't talk right so evil is called EBIL
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Post by Lance Falcon on Oct 20, 2005 17:11:52 GMT -6
This is pissing me off.
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megawaffleman
Novice Trainer
I wish I had a waffle.... a purple waffle...
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Post by megawaffleman on Oct 20, 2005 18:20:13 GMT -6
Heh, I think it's interestingly funny. I say I like.
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Post by Lance Falcon on Oct 20, 2005 22:32:57 GMT -6
Ok I was a littile harsh..this is a little funny..but not good.
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mjc0961
Pokémon Champion
Founder of PETBN: People for the Ethical Treatment of Brendan's Nuts
EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS!
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Post by mjc0961 on Oct 21, 2005 6:32:22 GMT -6
This is not a plug. I came into this forum section looking for a plug, and you disappointed.
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