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Post by Emily Pink on Jan 16, 2006 3:43:04 GMT -6
I think my brain exploaded....
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Brett
Moderate Trainer
Double Posters Will Be Destroyed
Posts: 233
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Post by Brett on Jan 16, 2006 5:38:38 GMT -6
*waits to post in the inevetibally new 'Ban James' topic*
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Post by bigbboy on Jan 16, 2006 10:48:06 GMT -6
That was blatant and uncalled for noobishness James. Ugh we really need to post some kind of Forum Etiquette guide or something.
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Post by Emily Pink on Jan 16, 2006 12:48:29 GMT -6
yeah that would be a good Idea... Excuse me I'ma go find a new brain now... >_<
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Post by DemonicChocobo on Jan 16, 2006 16:04:37 GMT -6
Losing a brain is better than what happened to me...I became emo!
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Post by Emily Pink on Jan 16, 2006 16:28:04 GMT -6
Oh dear god he turned you!?
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Post by DemonicChocobo on Jan 16, 2006 16:33:16 GMT -6
Yep...now my life is a deep, dark abyss...
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Post by Emily Pink on Jan 16, 2006 18:23:31 GMT -6
NOOOOOOOO!!!!~ DE-EMOFICATION RAY--- FIRE!!! *hits Demonic Chocobo square in the fourhead and de-emofighs him*
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Post by DemonicChocobo on Jan 16, 2006 18:34:20 GMT -6
Woohoo! I'm back to normal! Rainbows! Butterflies! Zoloft!
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Post by Emily Pink on Jan 17, 2006 18:58:02 GMT -6
Woohoo! I'm back to normal! Rainbows! Butterflies! Zoloft! Yay!
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Post by namelessone on Jan 21, 2006 21:25:19 GMT -6
Lol, pokemon pearl and diamond are already out. They are the fake ones used by con-artists all over Ebay to cheat people out of their money...
...No, I'm serious. I saw a guy trying to sell Pokemon Pearl and Pokemon Diamond on Ebay like 3 years ago, and I'm sure there still are people trying to sell them over Ebay, I just can't be bothered to look...
...Oh, and there's Opal and Amethyst, too, which are scams that came out more recently...
...And let's not forget the 5 year old Ochre...
...So, once again, Nintendo will probably NOT name the new games Pearl and Diamond because there are already FALSE games that go by those names, and they're afraid people would think that Nintendo is selling FALSE merchandise...
...So, once again, the games probably won't be named Pearl and Diamond. If someone tells you about them, please tell them that they are a moron for promoting FALSE merchandise. Thank you.
The following is what happened after I read the first page.
*namelessone reads first page.* *james7132 uses hexople (is that a word?) post* *****Break Damage Limit!***** *namelessone takes 9999999999999 damage.* *namelessone loses soul.* *namelessone (now souless) dials a number* *someone picks up* namelessone: Yeah, hey, Lucifer? Do you have a spare soul? Perhaps one with very strong magic powers, break damage limit, increase summon power, and all that. You know, the in case of hexople posting n00b kind of soul? Lucifer: Yeah, sure, wait a sec, I just have to cross Styx in order to warp to you. *Lucifer crosses the river Styx.* *Lucifer warps to namelessone.* *Lucifer hands namelessone a soul* Lucifer: Here, I got this one from a FFXI GM. It even has upgrade summon on it. Use it well. namelessone: Don't worry, a n00b shall die today for making me lose a soul.
*namelessone casts invisibility XXIX on self* *namelessone warps into james7132's computer.* *namelessone opens FFXI and pulls james7132 into the game.*
Computer: Hello, namelessone, you have GM privaliges. what do you wish to do? namelessone: Access battle arena. Computer: OK. WarpAIX to arena in 5.
*5 seconds pass* *namelessone and james 7132 warp into arena.* *namelessone uses GM modifying blade.* *namelessone's HP and MP become infinite/infinite.* *namelessone starts casting Fire XXXIX* *james7132 attacks namelessone.* *james7132 does 43.19 damage* *namelessone's spell in interupted.*
namelessone: WTF!!!!! It's not supposed to do . something damage....
*namelessone uses Stop IB on james7132* *namelessone rewrites damage system* *namelessone takes away Stop.*
namelessone: You won't feel anything if I cast stop, and I want you to feel my revenge! james1732: WTF!!! HOW THE F*CK DID WE GET HERE!?!!? WTF AM I DOING?!?!!? namelessone: oops, that's not right. *namelessone modifies text censors* *namelessone manually censors james1732's previous words*
namelessone: There, Now, what did you say? james1732: I SAID HOW THE F*CK DID WE GET HERE?!!?!?! and WTF AM I DOING?!?! namelessone: less talking, more dying!
*battle restarts*
*namelessone activates list of jobs.* Choices: Everything lvl. 75000 namelessone: hm.... I'll have a lvl. 75000 SMN with a lvl. 37000 BLM subjob.
*namelessone uses GM Modifying blade.* *namelessone's DEF becomes 999999999999999999999999999* *namelessone prepares to summon ifrit* *james7132 throws a pile of SH*T at namelessone.* *nameleessone gets hit in the face with a pile of SH*T* *namelessone takes -5555 damage,* *namelessone smells an awful smell*
namelessone: You are way too annoying for Ifrit. *namelessone cancels summon of Ifrit.* *namelessone breaks forbidden summon seal* *namelessone prepares forbidden summon* *namelessone makes forbidden handsigns* *james7132 throws a pile of SH*T at namelessone* *james7132 misses namelessone* *namelessone summons knights of the round.* *namelessone uses upgrade summon on knights of the round* *knights of the round become knights of the PWNAGE.*
*Knights of the PWNAGE attack james 7132 with special attack: Multi-Flame* ("You God******ed mother ****ing n00b, don't ****ing hexople post you ***ing n00bish ****") *Multi-Flame hits james7132 9999999 times.* *james 7132 is flamed.* *james7132 is ejected from site.* *james7132 is no longer allowed to enter this site.* *janes7132 returns*
namelessone: OMGWTF!!! *namelessone checks james 7132'sarmor* *james7132 is wearing flameproof armor.* namelessone: D*mn!
*namelessone attacks james7132.* *james7132 takes 99999999999999999 damage* *namelessone takes james7132's armor.* *namelessone uses Raise XII on james7132.* *namelessone uses flame on james7132.* *james7132 endured flame!*
namelessone: OMGWTF!!! OK, that's it! *namelessone warps to ohklahoma city* *namelessone looks at a phone book.* *namelessone finds Recon's house.* *namelessone warps into Recon's computer.*
namelessone: Hey, Recon, can you ban some guy for me. he somehow hacked so that he's flame resistant. Recon: and who would that be? namelessone: james7132... offenses: hexople posting, making me lose a soul, and turning demonicchocobo emo. Recon: HE DID WHAT!?!?!? What game is he in? namelessone: FFXI Recon: Sorry, can't go there. Here, i'll lend you my ban sword. *Recon lends nameless a banning sword.* *namelessone recieved banning sword! (do-da-do!)* *namelessone warps back into FFXI* *namelessone equips banning sword* *namelessone attacks james7132.* *james7132 is banned*
Narrator: And thus ends our story. What will happen? Will james7132 stay banned?!?!?! Will namelessone be able to keep this soul?!?!?! Will the double posters ever end?!?!?! Will i ever stop ending my sentences in '?!?!?!' !?!?!? Find out next time on...
Narrator: Hmm? Whats that? This was only made because someone hexople posted? It probably won't ever be made again? Oh......... Um......
*Screen goes black*
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Raseidori (james7132)
Moderate Trainer
Rotation... Power,,, Retaion...Insert Rakri/Chidori Chakra.... RELEASE!!!!!!!!!
Posts: 215
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Post by Raseidori (james7132) on Jan 22, 2006 3:40:06 GMT -6
its not sextuple its sextuple, people learn your math ( don't worry about me I'm in AC Accelerated classes) also that really long post you wrote namelesssome is awfully wrong you got it all backwards me that bans you and its me that i sends you a level 1 into runescape (no offense to all who don't play it ) next to level 702 and you die in 1 hit (just joking)
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Post by daveshn on Jan 22, 2006 10:16:11 GMT -6
The discussion currently going on in the pokemon emerald kyogregroudonandrayquayzaepic thread got me wondering, what are they going to call the evil team(s) in Diamond and Pearl?
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Post by namelessone on Jan 22, 2006 12:30:28 GMT -6
namelessone, can you stop with all the damn spamming? What point was there in your little "hey recon james is in final fantasy can i have the bansword?" lol... I would post it in the spam thread except it won't let me.... There's no reply button. ok... 7 things: 1. Knowing the word for it is literature, not math 2. I don't care what it's called, it's just as bad 3. No one really gives if you're in AC 4. Runescape? I was talking about Final Fantasy Online (a.k.a Final Fantasy XI) 5. What's this about you banning me? I made a ban sword because I like the idea of a sword that bans people when you hit them. 6. Runescape sucks. Everyone who plays Runescape should go get a life. 7. Level 702!?!?!? I pray for the soul of anyone who achieves that. Umm... Like I said, it's not diamond and pearl because diamond and pearl already exist. So if anyone tells you it's going to be called diamond and pearl tell them that they are a f***ing idiot.
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Post by kingchaos on Jan 22, 2006 12:54:44 GMT -6
its not sextuple its sextuple, people learn your math ( don't worry about me I'm in AC Accelerated classes) THat's B.S. zak. I'm a f*ckin idiot.
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