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Post by Lance Falcon on Jul 26, 2010 23:14:51 GMT -6
I approve of all.
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Post by daveshn on Jul 27, 2010 6:35:30 GMT -6
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Post by Cogsworth on Jul 27, 2010 15:33:46 GMT -6
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Post by Lance Falcon on Jul 29, 2010 12:12:58 GMT -6
Yeah, bet you were worried.
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Post by TigerKiro on Jul 29, 2010 13:21:59 GMT -6
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Post by Cogsworth on Jul 29, 2010 16:37:50 GMT -6
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Post by panda on Jul 30, 2010 2:52:52 GMT -6
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Post by SeriousJupiter on Jul 30, 2010 9:48:47 GMT -6
Lol, Spidey is awesome.
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Post by Gooman on Jul 30, 2010 12:52:49 GMT -6
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Post by Cogsworth on Jul 30, 2010 13:17:34 GMT -6
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Post by Mucho The Soybean Lover on Jul 30, 2010 14:38:56 GMT -6
Canada wins, as always. I pity de foo who doesn't get this. He he, foo isn't underlined by spellcheck.
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Post by SeriousJupiter on Jul 31, 2010 4:34:02 GMT -6
God, I hate Transformers... But Spider-Man is awesome to the max.
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Post by Mucho The Soybean Lover on Jul 31, 2010 10:01:45 GMT -6
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Post by Gooman on Jul 31, 2010 10:50:51 GMT -6
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Post by Mucho The Soybean Lover on Jul 31, 2010 19:51:03 GMT -6
No, that's so obvious! It started when Jesus challenged Sonic to a race around Kansas, and since Jesus couldn't run as fast as Sonic, he captured a raptor to ride throughout the town. After boosting the raptor with Chuck Norris' urine Red Bull, the raptor sprouted wings and ignored Jesus, as he didn't have the Cascade Badge. The raptor flew out to save Princess Zelda, but Mario(?) got there first. Obviously, the raptor was pissed, so he ate a Mega Mushroom and evolved into Greymon, then ate both Mario and Zelda. After his meal, he proceeded to collect Soul Calibur and Soul Edge to rule the planet Venus when Optimus Prime and Bob Saget united to form Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob then threw five (5) flashbangs at Greymon, and when his vision returned, he saw Sam Fisher choking Commander Shepard with piano string. Shepard, being an Adept on this game profile, used Warp to defeat Fisher, and was about to attack Greymon when an octopussy rose out of a volcano and fired shards of ice at Shepard, killing him instantly. Greymon fled with his wings, which began to weaken as his Red Bull wore off. He collapsed of Chiron Beta Prime, home of the 9001 Mudkipz. The Mudkipz were kind and generous, so they rented him a spaceship for the discount price of $10.99. As Greymon sailed through space, he landed on the Deathstar, and ran into Captain PlanetFalcon, who pawnched him so hard, the Deathstar imploded, leaving Darth Vader without a home. All that was left was a Brita Filter, which he now uses to collect drinking water.
To those who read the entire thing, I salute you. And it was totally not made up. At all. But I was involved.
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