LAST TIME, ON "Let Us Indulge in Thievery as we Play Toxic Purple,"
Vikki and Vance got rattatas.
They got sent on a mission to Lavender Town.
Won their first battle.
Committed statutory ra-
Stole a vulpix.
And now, the thrilling continuation:
Take a long, cold shower until this horrible feeling goes away.
Weird Al FTW!NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HER!
How dare you monsters set up base here! Why, if I ever find your super-secret location, I'll rip you to shreds!Wow. Really? You don't know where the base is?
So, you never looked to the left when you walked out of your gym?
Quick, Vance! Make something up!
Way to go, genius.
Hope it's better than your story.
F*ck you!
WellIt'sBetterThanYourLastPlan!
No. I guess that's why we're safe in our base.
Cool, yeah. I gotta check on a few things and-.
Uh...
Let's check out Saffron.
Hmm... Seems interesting.
Sweet. Psychic! I can't wait to get a pokemon who can use this.
You! What do you have to offer me?
God, more potential rapists? Is this a friendly hack or a fetish game?
I'll alert the South guard.
Wow, you're worthless.
[All the other guards, except the East one say the same thing.]
Well, let's see if someone in the pokemon center can help me.
Blah, blah, blah... Something about Rocket's being bad.
Your mom's a wuss, kid.
Geez, devote your life to crime and everyone hates you.
I'm treating your virginit- Er... Pokemon well.
This has been boring.
Let's see if the gym can provide me with some entertainment.
Surely, it will be no match for a trained Rocket.
Honestly, I bet this is fodder experience.
Time to get my pokemon some easy levels.
Blah, blah, blah. Prepare to die.
Psha. A pitiful slowpoke. It stands no chance against my poke-.
HOLY CRAP!
Oww... Mercy.
Oh God. Where am I?
Oh, TR's pokemon center.
Yeah. Can the boss pay us to have pokemon strong enough to fight THE GYM RIGHT NEXT TO OUR BASE?
No.Then I'm out.
Guess I'll head to Lavender Town next.
WHAT WILL OUR HERO DO NE-?
Oh, that's right. She's going to Lavender Town.
Tune in next time, for THAT!
Whew. Saffron City is out of the way. Next up: Route 8.
'Til next time.