Oh my Sod I put far too much effort into this one. :v
PART FOURYou get the feeling that Nancys In Nylon Juxtaposition Anti Sexists (NINJAS) are after you for your earlier comment on the subject of Rainbow Dash.
But that doesn't matter.
You made it to the end of the forest.
You are about to do a celebratory waltz, but Coulter is sending you a psychic or whatever message.
You put on your best psychic or whatever face to receive it.
He says that you totally missed a fight with him near Viridian city and that you totally need to get back there pronto.
GOD.
DOMMOT.
You eventually make it to the arranged place.
There he is.
Hey! COULTER!
How! Are! You?!
Actually, you have plenty.
You say don't you mean ponies.
He says no, he doesn't.
He says he told you that he's not into this pony roleplaying nonsense anymore.
He says that HE MEANT POKEMON.
Jeez. What a whiner.
HOT PIDGEY ON PIDGEY ACTION.
No wait.
You meant Rainbow Dash.
What are these "Pidgey" you speak of?
Certainly nothing you know about.
WHO WILL WIN.
WHO COULD POSSIBLY EMERGE VICTORIOUS.
You are about to make a snarky retort but...
Coulter senses NINJAS nearby with his psychic or whatever skills.
Well there's no way you're gonna hang around when there are NINJAS about.
Coulter bails.
You follow suit.
You make your way through the accursed forest again.
Now you should never have to go there again.
You're not sure if this is a new route.
You decide to check your town map.
Frickin'.And no, it wasn't a new route.
Finally.
You are quite sure there is absolutely nothing dirty that a dirty minded person could make a joke of here.
We are all innocent people, yes?
You reckon you could do with finding a new friend to cheer you up.
Well, actually-
No, you think you'd rather-
OH SNAP.
He's got some kind of human magnet power.
Like Magneto, but for humans.
Humagneto.
Now that's strange.
You didn't think you were using your imagination, but Humagneto said "Top Pony Rancher".
HOLY COW YOU'RE RIGHT.
LOOK HOW FAR AWAY HE IS.
MY GOD.
His words suddenly give you inspiration for a new fanfiction.
Yes, yes...
You are pretty sure no-one has done SpikexRainbow Dash before.
Wow.
This guy is like the epitome of manliness.
Wait, did he just..?
You ask if he means pony like My Little Pony.
He says, yes that's right, he's a big fan.
You proceed to talk for a good 24 hours about pony-related things.
The topic of conversation eventually turns to Twilight Sparkle.
You tell him how you have Twilight in your current party.
Brock gets very agitated.
He says you cannot have Twilight in your party because
he has Twilight in
his party.
He says his is the true Twilight.
You challenge him to a Twilight-off to determine the true Twilight.
He is very confident.
You get your Twilight out.
She is so beautiful you swear.
Time to issue some words of encouragement.
DRAMATIC HERO(INE) POSSE POSE.
DRAMATIC VILLAIN POSSE POSE.
DRAMATIC EYE ROLL.
You are fairly certain that all your words of encouragement are helping (real) Twilight.
You quickly nab the badge while Brock is in a stupor.
You suddenly remember that you were only here to shop for annuals.
You make a quick dash to the mart.
Meanwhile, a Top Pony Rancher swears vengeance.
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Ugggghhhhhhh. DAT TOOK A WHILE.
But I am pleased with the results. c:
Unfortunately, now is an important time for me at school (exams etc.) so I really need to be concentrating on that right now.
I'm saying that there won't be another part for quite a bit.
I hope you're all okay with that.
EDIT: WHOOPS. Missed one picture out! It's there now.