I really should make these more often. I'll put it on my To Do List
To Do ListCapture Leprechaun
Destroy Forestry
Smite children
Make Let's Play more often
Chapter 13Its right beside you, and don't call me Lass.
Really it was just there when I beat that idiot.
No, I want to borrow your boat.
How do you know that?
Only because anyone else at Devon would have dropped the parcel in the sea, broken it or sold it for magic beans.
Is this island like the one in lost and your the only sailor that can find it?
Its an island i don't think it needs a warning we're coming. The island is very far away so it wont hear you anyway.
Get your elbow out of my face and your Peeko out of my back.
No i thought i'd take in the many tourists attractions, follow that up with dinner and finish it off with a night on the town first.
After some vandalism it read "A tiny island in the green sea".
Oh i am clever.
My leg's itchy. Is that it?
How were you carrying that around without me noticing?
Aim at the sea and when something bites reel in. I think i got it Einstein.
I'll just aim at the sand and wait for the fish to evolve.
I hate this place.
That's the same advice my Dad gave me for women.
Yes. i do find it strange they spend their day staring at the door.
I attach strings and use it like a puppet. If i can't be bothered with that i make it a glove puppet.
He was getting beaten up for carrying around a silk scarf.
There are many. Which one?
[Is this really the best Nintendo could come up with?]
Its about as hip and happening as the phrase "hip and happening".
Yeah, its the latest thing.
(Sell it with the eyes Landon)
(Yes, he bought it)
Yeah there's nothing want more when i'm walking down the street alone at night than to feel SLIMY ROUGH SKIN against my body.
Literally.
Really? Its a tiny house.
OK i see its like the tardis.
Riffling quickly through the pages for a couple of minutes then hiding it under the bed in shame.
For some people its not even an option.
You do look like the kind of man that knows a lot about it.
In as much as there's a lot of running involved.
You have a very clever hunch Mr Igor.
Its very popular in the city.
Uhh...
Will you excuse me while i go vomit outside.
Well i suppose that's my loss then.
Two people, a dark room and a lot of crying. Sounds like fun.
I'm guessing its the guy with the thick glasses or the old man.
Go to the washroom or defile a child's sandpit. whichever is easiest really.
Damn poison.
Confused and poisoned and you still didn't stand a chance.
I hope you missed it while battling.
[Magikarp battle]
[Magikarp battle]
Round 2 Mr Tentacool.
I think Alchemist was still a little annoyed about the last battle.
Yep definitely annoyed.
Sadly you didn't drown.
[blah blah blah Steven]
[blah blah blah Flash]
Woop.
To the Gym, but first...
Woo free stuff.
Bah da bah bah bahhh
(i assume that will travel as the McDonald's milkshake has that written in many different languages)
Should be easy ;D
When did you start talking like a WWE commentator?
Yeah, i saw that... or didn't... or did... I KNOW ITS DARK!
Are they carrying better torches?
K, shouldn't be too difficult.
Nope, that's a wall.
That's also a wall.
That's a dead end.
And that's a trainer.
Ah, she's aiming for my face.
Perhaps I should've trained.
Yes definitely train.
Round two floaty Asian Pokemon.
Die, damn you.
That's better.
You're crazy Ms. floaty lady.
Yeah its harder to dodge a punch in the dark
Whilst TrainingGo away, i'm trying to train.
Need a name for a male zubat.
I know the feeling
Dammit.
I'll name them myself or this will take forever.
There. Happy now
[no other Pokemon appeared so this may have been an over reaction]
What's it going to be?
She looks very many.
Well it looks like a fish so i'm guessing some kind of a frog.
Yay Darwinism.
Back to the gymAnd that's still a dead end.
I hate this gym
Bus 30 is trustworthy. Just because something rhymes doesn't make it true. For example, bus 30 is a lying asshat.
How are you standing like that?
Seems like an even battle.
You suck.
I used confusion once. Its hardly skill.
He's been a little low lately so i thought i'd give him something to make him feel pretty.
Sure there is. He'll at least want to see your pokemon's corpses.
well i'll squeeze you!... ok yours was better.
Your shadow isn't the same shape as your body.
Now i want to win the battle too but is rape really the only option?
I would too if that thing tried to mount me.
Serves him right. Maybe next time he'll think about other pokemons feelings first.
hah i win, CREEPY FLOATING TRAINER.
You're a terrible terrible trainer.
I'm going to go eat some pies because my
Hello, i'm Landon. PETALBURG's GYM LEADER (what? He never leaves the gym, how's he going to find out i'm not?)
So tough you're not scared of living in the dark waiting for people to attack you.
If he pulls a knife i'm using Alchemist's Mind Crush ability again.
You got rickets or something?
Oh yes, i forgot the gym leaders feed their pokemon steroids.
I did it too so i suppose its fair.
Brawly actually yelled, " I'm going Maku-f*ck-you-up" but the pokedex cleaned it up.
You irratated me!
I asked if he wanted to use his other 4 pokemon but he said it was fine.
This badge looks a lot like a real knuckle.
Why is your hand bleeding?
As if my Pokemon aren't fat enough. The 6 i have with me are the only ones that could be shrunk enough to fit into pokeballs.
Need to see where i'm going in this cave and he's among the few that will learn this completely useless move.
Useless but its free so its mine.
...Yeah.
Moving on.
Well hello to you aswell.
Well i'm glad i found the right cave dwelling son of a businessman. If i'm honest had you not been Steven i wouldn't have known where to look.
There is one rare stone in this cave and i took it.
Yes. Its from your father. He said your adopted and he never wants to see you again.
Its my pleasure to ruin a happy family.
He said he won't need it where he's going.
K, thanks.
I am a champion of the Pokemon. I garrotted a Bulbasaur for the title.
Oh that. I'd say its almost a certainty.
Are you flirting with me old man?
Arr, matey.
You disgust me.
The new team.
End of chapter 13
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