Hahar matey. We've landed anchor in slateport.
Chapter 14That took ages. Stupid old man and his insistence on using his bird for navigation.
What?... oh yeah that's why I'm here.
By anchor i think he means penis.
I think it was the penis joke that's the reason he attacked me.
Ah this was a bad move.
YEAH!!! 1 hit Biatch.
By port he means anus.
I don't think its supposed to be life sized. And are those cannons necessary.
Stealing!!!
I have sand. Would you like some sand?
this was Zilly's other master. Epic fight battle go.
Dammit. I want my epic battle.
Ah I'm being attacked by a drunk.
That wasn't that bad.
Perhaps you should stop hitting this sauce so hard... and hitting your wife.
Do you think the water we drink is the same as the water in the sea? Tell you what, you drink from the sea and we'll see how you get on.
well it could kill fish we like to eat but we built water refineries so we don't drink water straight from the sea.
you make a good bit more sense than your owner.
Product placement.
Product placement.
You're an evil man making these people stand in your shop talking about your products.
You're a sick sick man. Seek help.
I'm going to leave now.
Oh i didn't notice you there. Hello.
I'm sure that girl had nothing interesting to say.
Your prices are scandalous. I shall report you to the Office of Fair Trading.
Excluding the beach I'm sure its lovely.
And what half assed reason explains this?
If i don't love my Pokemon can the trainer i give it to change its name?
Really? That's what lighthouses do? Damn.
I wouldn't say that it wouldn't not never not done what you didn't not say.
They sink them in the sea so they become habitats for Pokemon?
Yes, i got it word for word. What's my prize?
Well aren't you perceptive. Did you find that out when you became a sailor?
... What's wrong with these people.
Seems like a good place to start looking for Captain Stern.
That man shouldn't be selling steroids to minors. where did you get 9800 Oaks from anyway young lady?
That's strange. I keep them inside tiny red and white balls most of the day and force them to battle.
I can tell by the hat.
Undoubtedly the most arrogant.
I use a whip wrapped in barbed wire to train mine.
Or the placid expressions of broken willed Pokemon.
The cold and hateful glares of their owners.
My heart is blackened - cold and desolate.
And you have heard too much, good sir.
Its best i left that room quick, that poor old man.
(at all the other ports the people and Pokemon are segregated)
Reply 1 - Were you following a trail of pies? the walk hasn't done you any good.
Reply 2 - The city's huge? Seen yourself lately?
Reply 3 - Did you roll here big fella?
Reply 4 - Did you eat all the pies?
(Damn i ran out of fat jokes... oh i got one)
Is your bike still lodged up your butt big boy. Anyway you have fun i have a captain to find.
nope.
Not in the sea.
and the foot bone connected to the...
Them bones, them bones gonna walk around.
That's one pun-tastic name you got there.
Shall i tell him he picked the wrong person for the job or shall we wait till the first voyage drowns in the ocean.
Yeah...
Listen i traveled over the sea for several months with an old man and his demented bird. you will take these DEVON GOODS.
Whoring probably. They didn't call him the rear admiral for nothing.
Fine but i ain't "taking one for the team" as you people say.
You are a terrible scientist.
Then you now its not odd... I hate you people.
Why is the amount of money i have floating in the air?
You're overrun by an evil corporation's goons and you want me to pay to get in.
-.- now to avoid the magma goons.
Phew. Got past and not one of them attacked. oh what the hell.
Ah, wanting revenge. Bring it.
Right... but now you're here you want revenge. Right?
None of you want to battle, do you? Thats why i go past you all so easily.
I believe its the machine that allows the pokeworld to keeping running in spite of the fact that there are only a handful of people who have more than a 2 digit IQ.
I don't think the Pokemart want to purchase stolen marine equipment.
But you have a feeling the boss thought you were useless and just wanted you out of the way.
Dammit I've been looking for you all over town.
Yes, now take it so its no longer my problem.
Take the package from me.
Dammit i hate you Stern.
There are 7 of them downstairs. It should be obvious by now who they are.
Did i say you could speak, cannon fodder?
Fine, let's do this.
[Epic switch maneuvers 4]
Looks promising.
Eye for an eye.
I said quiet!
I've been beatin' up a lackeys, all the do long day.
I've been beating up a lackeys and i laugh the time away.
Ha ha ha.
This may be a bad idea.
Woop.
How about you leave and come back later with slightly stronger Pokemon like everyone else in your organization.
Well i didn't count on being stalled by some stalling lackeys (or tosspots for short).
Hey Archie, what's up?
Hey don't talk about me like that.
No its not, its Archie.
You're acting like an butt Archie.
Thanks for clearing that up.
You know we need water to live right. And that the creatures in the sea are part of the worlds Eco system.
Oh yes. I'll bet its the having an entire brain that is stopping me from understanding your loony ideas.
;D you can count on me.
See ya Archie.
That guy was a douche. I'm so finding him to screw with his plans.
Us? Either your thanking me for saving me on my behalf or you aren't fit to be building a ship.
I assume that its either cocaine or a sex aid.
I'd check in on that nutjob you have designing your ferry first.
End of Chapter 14I caught this whilst training, i need a name. forget its gender now.
PS. I'm not stealing anyones thunder. i finished all the screenshots a couple of weeks ago and was just taking my time laying them out.
Chapter 13