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Post by DemonicChocobo on Jul 28, 2006 14:13:07 GMT -6
On the Origin of Noobs by Means of Incredible Annoyances, or the Inciting of Anger of Usual Members in the Struggle for Obtaining a Noob-Free Environment.
The reason I have created this is that...noobs tend to act...disturbingly similar. It is as if they have a hive mind and a queen somewhere is sending them orders which they must act out in a certain order. The similarity of there actions are way too close for comfort and there may be some hidden meaning behind it. Oh, one thing. I am not singleing anybody out. I am just pointing things out. If these things seem like they're applied to you, it may be because you are exhibiting patterns similar to a new person. RANDOM THINGIE: INTRO: In this report...thing...I will only be covering one species of new person. The ones native to the Pokemon-X forums. CHAPTER 1: THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS, MORE TO BE ADDED LATER.
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Post by reubo on Jul 28, 2006 14:32:56 GMT -6
I'm looking forward to the rest of this, it's pretty funny and informative so far.
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Post by twilightmoon on Jul 28, 2006 14:52:51 GMT -6
DRATS! Our secret is out! I must inform the queen bee.
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Post by Emily Pink on Jul 28, 2006 16:40:30 GMT -6
eh, n00bs are just vagrent AI on the net gone wrong due to a bad virus, why the come to forums is still unknown, they seem to still have a vague since of self from before there infection, perhaps by going to forums they can find others like themselves.... Kidding still DC while this is somewhat entertaining I'm wondering if it's a good idea, eh oh well we'll see guess...
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Post by twilightmoon on Jul 28, 2006 19:23:09 GMT -6
<.< >.> Right.... Don't listen to what I just said...
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mjc0961
Pokémon Champion
Founder of PETBN: People for the Ethical Treatment of Brendan's Nuts
EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS!
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Post by mjc0961 on Jul 29, 2006 6:18:15 GMT -6
Way to tell us what we already knew. If you want to write something about n00bs, then write them a guide telling them general rules so we don't have to rip them new assholes all the time.
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Post by daveshn on Jul 29, 2006 10:26:56 GMT -6
Also, if you are pretending to be scientific about this, you must state that noobs can be male and female.
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Post by DemonicChocobo on Jul 29, 2006 14:33:16 GMT -6
Good point...
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Sean
Moderate Trainer
Stick 'em up, kitty
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Post by Sean on Jul 29, 2006 15:17:18 GMT -6
Way to tell us what we already knew. If you want to write something about n00bs, then write them a guide telling them general rules so we don't have to rip them new assholes all the time. It's been done more than one time in places I've been to. Trust me, it DOESN'T WORK.
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mjc0961
Pokémon Champion
Founder of PETBN: People for the Ethical Treatment of Brendan's Nuts
EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS!
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Post by mjc0961 on Jul 30, 2006 2:22:28 GMT -6
Didn't think it would, but why should he waste our time telling us what we already know?
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Post by bobmart on Jul 31, 2006 8:06:57 GMT -6
what if your not a noob, what if your an intelligent person who just so happens to want to post unintelligible posts?
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Post by Emily Pink on Jul 31, 2006 8:43:02 GMT -6
then you don't have any business posting.
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Joey Wheeler
Expert Trainer
Sorry Yug, its hard to concentrate on card games with my brooklyn accent.
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Post by Joey Wheeler on Jul 31, 2006 12:33:22 GMT -6
Yes, I agree, if you post just to be a downright idiot, no one will like you, but if you post how you really act, then, maybe some few will like you. But, if you post intelligeble post, that people can read, maybe some people will actually appreciate you. Other words, if you post unintelligeble posts, then your a noob. period.
This is pretty funny, but, what does the pokemon trainer at the top of the beggining of the discreption have to do with noobs?
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Post by Emily Pink on Jul 31, 2006 13:36:21 GMT -6
it's a n00bish sprite.... it's sort of an avatar for n00bisim
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Post by pokemonhater on Jul 31, 2006 13:56:00 GMT -6
ok then a nood is person who is a newbie who thinks they are elite and a person who annoys and put in stupid comments and etc. is a f***tard.
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