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Post by Gooman on Jul 31, 2010 20:31:33 GMT -6
Nice story. But you forgot to mention how the Michelin Man was just off-screen with both Link's sword and severed head about to strike Vader down.
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Post by daveshn on Jul 31, 2010 20:35:10 GMT -6
No, that's so obvious! It started when Jesus challenged Sonic to a race around Kansas, and since Jesus couldn't run as fast as Sonic, he captured a raptor to ride throughout the town. After boosting the raptor with Chuck Norris' urine Red Bull, the raptor sprouted wings and ignored Jesus, as he didn't have the Cascade Badge. The raptor flew out to save Princess Zelda, but Mario(?) got there first. Obviously, the raptor was pissed, so he ate a Mega Mushroom and evolved into Greymon, then ate both Mario and Zelda. After his meal, he proceeded to collect Soul Calibur and Soul Edge to rule the planet Venus when Optimus Prime and Bob Saget united to form Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob then threw five (5) flashbangs at Greymon, and when his vision returned, he saw Sam Fisher choking Commander Shepard with piano string. Shepard, being an Adept on this game profile, used Warp to defeat Fisher, and was about to attack Greymon when an octopus sy rose out of a volcano and fired shards of ice at Shepard, killing him instantly. Greymon fled with his wings, which began to weaken as his Red Bull wore off. He collapsed of Chiron Beta Prime, home of the 9001 Mudkipz. The Mudkipz were kind and generous, so they rented him a spaceship for the discount price of $10.99. As Greymon sailed through space, he landed on the Deathstar, and ran into Captain PlanetFalcon, who pawnched him so hard, the Deathstar imploded, leaving Darth Vader without a home. All that was left was a Brita Filter, which he now uses to collect drinking water. To those who read the entire thing, I salute you. And it was totally not made up. At all. But I was involved. TIME You just wasted yours. |
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Post by Cogsworth on Jul 31, 2010 21:23:29 GMT -6
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Post by Mucho The Soybean Lover on Aug 1, 2010 0:00:35 GMT -6
No, that's so obvious! It started when Jesus challenged Sonic to a race around Kansas, and since Jesus couldn't run as fast as Sonic, he captured a raptor to ride throughout the town. After boosting the raptor with Chuck Norris' urine Red Bull, the raptor sprouted wings and ignored Jesus, as he didn't have the Cascade Badge. The raptor flew out to save Princess Zelda, but Mario(?) got there first. Obviously, the raptor was pissed, so he ate a Mega Mushroom and evolved into Greymon, then ate both Mario and Zelda. After his meal, he proceeded to collect Soul Calibur and Soul Edge to rule the planet Venus when Optimus Prime and Bob Saget united to form Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob then threw five (5) flashbangs at Greymon, and when his vision returned, he saw Sam Fisher choking Commander Shepard with piano string. Shepard, being an Adept on this game profile, used Warp to defeat Fisher, and was about to attack Greymon when an octopus sy rose out of a volcano and fired shards of ice at Shepard, killing him instantly. Greymon fled with his wings, which began to weaken as his Red Bull wore off. He collapsed of Chiron Beta Prime, home of the 9001 Mudkipz. The Mudkipz were kind and generous, so they rented him a spaceship for the discount price of $10.99. As Greymon sailed through space, he landed on the Deathstar, and ran into Captain PlanetFalcon, who pawnched him so hard, the Deathstar imploded, leaving Darth Vader without a home. All that was left was a Brita Filter, which he now uses to collect drinking water. To those who read the entire thing, I salute you. And it was totally not made up. At all. But I was involved. TIME You just wasted yours.  |
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Post by Lance Falcon on Aug 1, 2010 23:07:04 GMT -6
No, that's so obvious! It started when Jesus challenged Sonic to a race around Kansas, and since Jesus couldn't run as fast as Sonic, he captured a raptor to ride throughout the town. After boosting the raptor with Chuck Norris' urine Red Bull, the raptor sprouted wings and ignored Jesus, as he didn't have the Cascade Badge. The raptor flew out to save Princess Zelda, but Mario(?) got there first. Obviously, the raptor was pissed, so he ate a Mega Mushroom and evolved into Greymon, then ate both Mario and Zelda. After his meal, he proceeded to collect Soul Calibur and Soul Edge to rule the planet Venus when Optimus Prime and Bob Saget united to form Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob then threw five (5) flashbangs at Greymon, and when his vision returned, he saw Sam Fisher choking Commander Shepard with piano string. Shepard, being an Adept on this game profile, used Warp to defeat Fisher, and was about to attack Greymon when an octopus sy rose out of a volcano and fired shards of ice at Shepard, killing him instantly. Greymon fled with his wings, which began to weaken as his Red Bull wore off. He collapsed of Chiron Beta Prime, home of the 9001 Mudkipz. The Mudkipz were kind and generous, so they rented him a spaceship for the discount price of $10.99. As Greymon sailed through space, he landed on the Deathstar, and ran into Captain PlanetFalcon, who pawnched him so hard, the Deathstar imploded, leaving Darth Vader without a home. All that was left was a Brita Filter, which he now uses to collect drinking water. To those who read the entire thing, I salute you. And it was totally not made up. At all. But I was involved.  |
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Post by Cabi.net on Aug 2, 2010 4:42:19 GMT -6
No, that's so obvious! It started when Jesus challenged Sonic to a race around Kansas, and since Jesus couldn't run as fast as Sonic, he captured a raptor to ride throughout the town. After boosting the raptor with Chuck Norris' urine Red Bull, the raptor sprouted wings and ignored Jesus, as he didn't have the Cascade Badge. The raptor flew out to save Princess Zelda, but Mario(?) got there first. Obviously, the raptor was pissed, so he ate a Mega Mushroom and evolved into Greymon, then ate both Mario and Zelda. After his meal, he proceeded to collect Soul Calibur and Soul Edge to rule the planet Venus when Optimus Prime and Bob Saget united to form Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob then threw five (5) flashbangs at Greymon, and when his vision returned, he saw Sam Fisher choking Commander Shepard with piano string. Shepard, being an Adept on this game profile, used Warp to defeat Fisher, and was about to attack Greymon when an octopus sy rose out of a volcano and fired shards of ice at Shepard, killing him instantly. Greymon fled with his wings, which began to weaken as his Red Bull wore off. He collapsed of Chiron Beta Prime, home of the 9001 Mudkipz. The Mudkipz were kind and generous, so they rented him a spaceship for the discount price of $10.99. As Greymon sailed through space, he landed on the Deathstar, and ran into Captain PlanetFalcon, who pawnched him so hard, the Deathstar imploded, leaving Darth Vader without a home. All that was left was a Brita Filter, which he now uses to collect drinking water. To those who read the entire thing, I salute you. And it was totally not made up. At all. But I was involved.  |
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Post by Cogsworth on Aug 2, 2010 7:30:29 GMT -6
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Post by Cogsworth on Aug 4, 2010 16:00:52 GMT -6
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Post by Jacio on Aug 4, 2010 18:22:16 GMT -6
HAHAHAHAHAHA... NO. Your starter is Bidoof Your rival uses Bidoof. All the gyms use Bidoof The legendaries are Bidoof All buildings are shaped like Bidoof Your hat is a Bidoof Your mother is Bidoof |
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Post by Mucho The Soybean Lover on Aug 4, 2010 20:00:31 GMT -6
HAHAHAHAHAHA... NO.Your starter is Bidoof Your rival uses Bidoof. All the gyms use Bidoof The legendaries are Bidoof All buildings are shaped like Bidoof Your hat is a Bidoof Your mother is Bidoof This rivals my story for awesomeness |
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Post by Cogsworth on Aug 4, 2010 20:17:07 GMT -6
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Post by TigerKiro on Aug 4, 2010 20:40:37 GMT -6
HAHAHAHAHAHA... NO.Your starter is Bidoof Your rival uses Bidoof. All the gyms use Bidoof The legendaries are Bidoof All buildings are shaped like Bidoof Your hat is a Bidoof Your mother is Bidoof What about yourself?  ??  |
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Post by Cabi.net on Aug 5, 2010 3:05:29 GMT -6
Your starter is Bidoof Your rival uses Bidoof. All the gyms use Bidoof The legendaries are Bidoof All buildings are shaped like Bidoof Your hat is a Bidoof Your mother is Bidoof Everything is bear Bidoof. |
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Post by TigerKiro on Aug 5, 2010 14:07:50 GMT -6
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Post by Jacio on Aug 5, 2010 15:15:02 GMT -6
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