"I got stung by a jellyfish. It didn't hurt too bad, until the next day, when it was so itchy that I wanted to gather up all the jellyfish in the world and tease them until they cried. But then it went away, and I forgave them all and now the jellyfish and I are best friends again." ~ Ken Tanaka
Enraged by the the lack of pony-related merchandise, you storm out of the Mart.
Or you would if you didn't happen to meet your lover, the arrow.
You think you will get the arrow a customised mug to express your love.
You are a bit confused, but you take it anyway.
Oh! Running shoes! This is fantastic for you!!!
Running shoes are a recent invention that are made of pure POSITIVE MUSCLE. By putting them on, your NEGATIVE MUSCLE will be outweighed by POSITIVE MUSCLE and will result with you having BEEFY LEGS.
They are even the pony edition!
Yes yes, scurry away.
It seems your mother has finally come to terms with your pony fanaticism. A great hurdle in your relationship has been overcome. This is the kind of acceptance you've always dreamed of, even-
Regardless, you can now RUN LIKE THE WIND. Even better, you can become friends with the wind.
You put your friendliest face on for this purpose.
Psst. ? I think we might have taken the joke on Twilight too far. The joke? Y'know, about actually enjoying this pony-related torture.
I mean, just look at her... uh, him. I think he's snapped. Possibly with a sound effect. Whoa whoa whoa, wait. You were joking?
Is that a challenge? It sounds like a challenge. You let her know that you are the international champion at staring contests, and that you won't go easy on her.
You get your stare on.
However, you are thwacked by a sudden stampede of giant BALLS. You call HAX.
You don't recall such a thing.
What? Bug catchers? ... Fanfiction ideas begin to formulate in your head.
You aren't fooled. You know it is Victor Meldrew.
You knew it! He runs away with a swiftness only a man of his calibre could have. You'll get him one day.
Is that a challenge?
OH GOSH. NEW GRASS. NEW FRIEND.
Yesyesyes. This could be your Gilda! Or maybe Fluttershy? Or mayb-
Because it sounds weird if you call it Moon Mountain.
NEW AREA. NEW FRIEND. DEJA VU.
You have a brilliant idea.
Oh, ew. Your imagination must be a bit rusty, almost as if you hadn't done this for months and months. Luckily, you are sending her off to the box, until Season 2 of your adventure rolls around. You have no idea how you'll be able to tell if it's Season 2.
You tase some hiker to level your frustrations. Yes, you have always had a taser.
SHE'S SO GORGEOUS. Now that your pony has evolved, it has become a greater vessel for your IMAGINATION. Their Cutie Mark will appear now.
You come across a game of EXTREME SNAKES AND LADDERS. You know of only one group of people that can play that game.
NINJAS. You decide to stop running and take them on.
They are no match for your harmonious team.
Oh my. Your imagination seems to be running at max power. Unfortunately, his Cutie Mark is obscured by his wing. Strangely, he is also looking a tad girly.
You get a bit worried.
So, you are evil...
Oh, you see. He wants a staring contest with the champ. He looks like easy game though, so you let RD handle him.
RD has potential, see?
You take the HELIX FOSSIL, because the name reminds you of a cat you once had.
Oh. It seems like the potential energy for a time paradox caused by NEGATIVE MUSCLE is offlayed onto the environment by the RUNNING SHOES, causing the time paradox to occur there instead. You know this because you are secretly a scientist or something.
Cabi.net: There y'all go
Jun 26, 2017 18:43:55 GMT -6
Emmett Eon: This should get its own forum post so it doesn't get lost in the shoutbox
Jun 27, 2017 2:21:19 GMT -6
Cogsworth: Ryan Reynolds is Detective Pikachu. Also, there's a live action Detective Pikachu film in the works.
Dec 6, 2017 20:25:07 GMT -6
Jacio: I'd like to think that this is some kind of continuity where Hal Jordan falls from grace and becomes Deadpool, who then uses his 4th wall abilities to just literally become a Pikachu
Dec 11, 2017 13:33:39 GMT -6
sylveon: Anyone else still alive here?
Aug 4, 2018 19:43:44 GMT -6
Cabi.net: Yeah! We are relatively active on the discord, anyway.
Aug 7, 2018 15:19:28 GMT -6
andyworck: So I'm just re-reading comic again and it just hit me...Pokemon X is frickin' 15 years old this year! Happy belated birthday!
Aug 17, 2018 15:09:34 GMT -6
DottyFen: we have a discord?
Aug 20, 2018 4:42:18 GMT -6
DottyFen: i'm in baybee
Aug 20, 2018 4:44:20 GMT -6
sylveon: whats the discord?
Sept 29, 2018 13:55:43 GMT -6
Cogsworth: Detective Pikachu trailer is out now. It's awesome!
Nov 13, 2018 21:38:17 GMT -6
Lance Falcon: TRIPS AND FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS SEXILY
Nov 22, 2018 19:59:45 GMT -6
Lance Falcon: Working on a couple fanfiction, and when my capture card is working again some LP's. Not exactly expecting to be putting out some A+ work but I want it to exist somewhere lol
Nov 22, 2018 20:00:13 GMT -6
daveshn: This is the perfect place to put it, Lance
Nov 28, 2018 20:24:48 GMT -6
Jacio: when in doubt, always put fanfiction and LPs on the P-X forum
Jan 15, 2019 10:28:35 GMT -6
pikachu464: wow i'm surprised this forum is still active, other old forums i haven't been to in years are no longer active
Jan 20, 2019 14:24:06 GMT -6
pikachu464: i think after the upgrade to Proboards system a lot of users couldn't figure anything out so they gave up on their forum
Jan 20, 2019 14:24:56 GMT -6
pikachu464: also, i forgot the link to the project's website, could someone link me?
Jan 20, 2019 14:26:03 GMT -6