I met a Growlithe on Route 35 now named Cookie.Ok, so I made it to this weird tree thing and couldn't get past it, no big deal, I just went back to Goldenrod defeated by something as stupid as that. That is until someone gave me a waterbottle to use on it. That sure woke it up. But I noticed something odd, I realized that this was Route 36, the place I caught Juana. I WENT IN A COMPLETE fricking CIRCLE? To help calm my anger, I killed the tree using Mudter. Up on Route 37 I met a Stantler who is now named MysticDeer.
Up in Ecruteak I did a few things. I went to the dance place and kicked all the dancer's Pokemon right out the door. Some dude gave me Surf for killing all their Pokemon, how nice. I then tried going up the Tin Tower, but some guy with amazing speed won't let me through, some help he is.
I then went to the Burned Tower. Met some douche named Eusine and also met the gym leader, what the hell was he doing there. I also caught myself a Koffing who is now my beloved GasCan. But guess who else was there, Durr. And using the witchy powers, he had brought back Gastly, Zubat, and Crocanaw. Anyway I beat all of his Pokemon including his new Magnemite. But after the battle a hole popped up below me (how rude), and all I met down in the hole were three odd Pokemon. Now here is the weird part, we were underground surrounded by walls and two of these guys just run in the direction of those walls. Where the frick did they go?
I decided to go on Route 38 to find something good. But I felt that there would be nothing there, so I went home and set for non daily light saving time. It magically turned to day outside. I had 15 minutes to catch whatever came out first there now. I then met a Tauros who is on the team and replace Juana. The Tauros is now my precious NinjaBull.
Anyway, Trained him to catch up with everyone else. Then killed the ghost gym with Jimbo. However when I got to Morty, his Gengar seemed to by annoying. It almost killed Jimbo so I switched out and sent out Knuckles, he was put to sleep. So I then sent out Hooters and went to see how he liked sleeping... Hooters was put to sleep also, thankfully I was able to heal Jimbo along the way and used him/her/it to finish off that evil Gengar.
Oh my Sod I put far too much effort into this one. :v
You get the feeling that Nancys In Nylon Juxtaposition Anti Sexists (NINJAS) are after you for your earlier comment on the subject of Rainbow Dash.
But that doesn't matter. You made it to the end of the forest.
You are about to do a celebratory waltz, but Coulter is sending you a psychic or whatever message. You put on your best psychic or whatever face to receive it. He says that you totally missed a fight with him near Viridian city and that you totally need to get back there pronto.
You eventually make it to the arranged place.
There he is.
Hey! COULTER! How! Are! You?!
Actually, you have plenty.
You say don't you mean ponies.
He says no, he doesn't. He says he told you that he's not into this pony roleplaying nonsense anymore. He says that HE MEANT POKEMON.
Jeez. What a whiner.
HOT PIDGEY ON PIDGEY ACTION.
No wait. You meant Rainbow Dash.
What are these "Pidgey" you speak of? Certainly nothing you know about.
WHO WILL WIN.
WHO COULD POSSIBLY EMERGE VICTORIOUS.
You are about to make a snarky retort but...
Coulter senses NINJAS nearby with his psychic or whatever skills.
Well there's no way you're gonna hang around when there are NINJAS about.
Coulter bails. You follow suit.
You make your way through the accursed forest again. Now you should never have to go there again. You're not sure if this is a new route. You decide to check your town map.
And no, it wasn't a new route.
You are quite sure there is absolutely nothing dirty that a dirty minded person could make a joke of here. We are all innocent people, yes?
You reckon you could do with finding a new friend to cheer you up.
No, you think you'd rather-
OH SNAP. He's got some kind of human magnet power. Like Magneto, but for humans.
Now that's strange. You didn't think you were using your imagination, but Humagneto said "Top Pony Rancher".
HOLY COW YOU'RE RIGHT. LOOK HOW FAR AWAY HE IS. MY GOD.
His words suddenly give you inspiration for a new fanfiction. Yes, yes... You are pretty sure no-one has done SpikexRainbow Dash before.
Wow. This guy is like the epitome of manliness.
Wait, did he just..?
You ask if he means pony like My Little Pony. He says, yes that's right, he's a big fan. You proceed to talk for a good 24 hours about pony-related things.
The topic of conversation eventually turns to Twilight Sparkle. You tell him how you have Twilight in your current party.
Brock gets very agitated. He says you cannot have Twilight in your party because he has Twilight in his party. He says his is the true Twilight. You challenge him to a Twilight-off to determine the true Twilight.
He is very confident.
You get your Twilight out. She is so beautiful you swear.
Time to issue some words of encouragement.
DRAMATIC HERO(INE) POSSE POSE.
DRAMATIC VILLAIN POSSE POSE.
DRAMATIC EYE ROLL.
You are fairly certain that all your words of encouragement are helping (real) Twilight.
You quickly nab the badge while Brock is in a stupor.
You suddenly remember that you were only here to shop for annuals.
You make a quick dash to the mart.
Meanwhile, a Top Pony Rancher swears vengeance.
Ugggghhhhhhh. DAT TOOK A WHILE. But I am pleased with the results. c:
Unfortunately, now is an important time for me at school (exams etc.) so I really need to be concentrating on that right now. I'm saying that there won't be another part for quite a bit. I hope you're all okay with that.
EDIT: WHOOPS. Missed one picture out! It's there now.
Last Edit: Mar 23, 2011 17:31:30 GMT -6 by DottyFen
Cabi.net: There y'all go
Jun 26, 2017 18:43:55 GMT -6
Emmett Eon: This should get its own forum post so it doesn't get lost in the shoutbox
Jun 27, 2017 2:21:19 GMT -6
Cogsworth: Ryan Reynolds is Detective Pikachu. Also, there's a live action Detective Pikachu film in the works.
Dec 6, 2017 20:25:07 GMT -6
Jacio: I'd like to think that this is some kind of continuity where Hal Jordan falls from grace and becomes Deadpool, who then uses his 4th wall abilities to just literally become a Pikachu
Dec 11, 2017 13:33:39 GMT -6
sylveon: Anyone else still alive here?
Aug 4, 2018 19:43:44 GMT -6
Cabi.net: Yeah! We are relatively active on the discord, anyway.
Aug 7, 2018 15:19:28 GMT -6
andyworck: So I'm just re-reading comic again and it just hit me...Pokemon X is frickin' 15 years old this year! Happy belated birthday!
Aug 17, 2018 15:09:34 GMT -6
DottyFen: we have a discord?
Aug 20, 2018 4:42:18 GMT -6
DottyFen: i'm in baybee
Aug 20, 2018 4:44:20 GMT -6
sylveon: whats the discord?
Sept 29, 2018 13:55:43 GMT -6
Cogsworth: Detective Pikachu trailer is out now. It's awesome!
Nov 13, 2018 21:38:17 GMT -6
Lance Falcon: TRIPS AND FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS SEXILY
Nov 22, 2018 19:59:45 GMT -6
Lance Falcon: Working on a couple fanfiction, and when my capture card is working again some LP's. Not exactly expecting to be putting out some A+ work but I want it to exist somewhere lol
Nov 22, 2018 20:00:13 GMT -6
daveshn: This is the perfect place to put it, Lance
Nov 28, 2018 20:24:48 GMT -6
Jacio: when in doubt, always put fanfiction and LPs on the P-X forum
Jan 15, 2019 10:28:35 GMT -6
pikachu464: wow i'm surprised this forum is still active, other old forums i haven't been to in years are no longer active
Jan 20, 2019 14:24:06 GMT -6
pikachu464: i think after the upgrade to Proboards system a lot of users couldn't figure anything out so they gave up on their forum
Jan 20, 2019 14:24:56 GMT -6
pikachu464: also, i forgot the link to the project's website, could someone link me?
Jan 20, 2019 14:26:03 GMT -6